By ambushcat - 06/07/2012 03:31 - United States

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
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jellitonoctopus 19

That's actually kind of cute.

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NAAMxLOOS 11

"Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets" ... Your 'cat', hmm?

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Madden12 6

You just wanted to write pussy...... Me too.

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AssTard 15

At least the cat itched your nose, even if it resulted in a little blood.

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jellitonoctopus 19

That's actually kind of cute.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Getting mauled is ******* adorable. I should know, I do it to others.

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the_anti_hipster 7

...and this is why I'm a dog person. Kitties are cute but they have sharp claws of Satan!

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yoyoforpeace 14

Really thought this was going to have a weird parent walking in twist at the end.

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ShyAnn29 14

"My mom walked in to see the cat attached to my face"

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Grootensliven 10

Kitty's in the game and there are no breaks. Ever

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False_Stupidity 41

When at war with kitties, there is no quarter and they take no prisoners!

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mystashisgone 6

I have somewhat had this problem... I am a manager at a local fast food restaurant. Now only speaking for myself, but I am just the right height and it seems that people I train aren't in the flow of things yet. So it happens more with them that I accidentally graze or touch certain parts of them on complete accident. This sometimes freaks me out because well lets say I'm an adult and usually trainees are 16-17 yrs old. However, this only happens on occasion and I make sure whoever understands it is an accident. This many times in a half hour seems suspicious.

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the_anti_hipster 7

Wrong thread, manager dude.

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fcooper05 0

Aww, sweet kitty. I absolutely ADORE kitties, sometimes I even dress them up in those animal clothes all the other lifeless losers buy for their pets, hahaha. But I digress. You have ten times the life I'll ever have. Kitties 4eva yo. xOxOxOx

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mizuki123 8

What's wrong with having a cat? My cat acts like a dog all the time.

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mojogirl 4

Cats are awesome and dogs could probably do way more damage than a cat

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bla102 4

I'm sorry but why would I ever give a **** on this comment? Any ideas people?

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cooldude77 10

Great comment. I dont know why these morons thumbed you down!!!

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