By CoalRose - 11/07/2015 07:56 - United States

Today, I got a nose piercing. I was asleep at the time in my backyard, and the piercer was a snake. FML
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CoalRose tells us more.

CoalRose 16

Hey guys! OP here. Wasn't expecting this to post, so this was a pleasant surprise! Just made an account to give the follow up. :) The weather was really nice so I had decided to go out in the back to read and get some sun. Somewhere between reading and laying down I fell asleep. I'm not sure what really happened, but I'm assuming I startled it with a snore or batted at it in my sleep, because the next think I knew I woke up with searing pain in my nose and staring face to face with a snake. I'm fine, luckily, as the snake was just your household garden/garter snake! Unfortunately the piercing, bite, whatever you would like to call it is too off center to wear. :( But yeah! All your comments & puns have been his hilarious so far.

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Top comments

myeverydaymylife 21

You'd be so screwed if you were in Australia...

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myeverydaymylife 21

You'd be so screwed if you were in Australia...

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Flyndaran 10

Obviously, because snakes hanging from one's nose is so hot right now in Aussie-land. Fashion, am I right, guys?

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lfrider92 21

I thought the snake bite piercing was the lip

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MandieL 27

A snake bite piercing is two tongue piercings, one on each side of the tongue.

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NinjaDitto623 14

No snake bite piercings are one on each side of the lip. I've had multiple friends with them.

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Ava_Darkflame 26

this is a train wreck, okay, #2 OP was pierced BY a snake. he/she didn't actually get a piercing for jewelery.

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Ravensmoon666 19

Two lip piercings is snake bites, sideways through the tip of the tongue is snake eyes and one on each side of the tongue is venom bites.

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MrConcise 34

#13 - "Had"? Did they die from piercing or tattoo infections?

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MandieL 27

Well with all the new piercings that have come about maybe they changed it, cause it was sure called a snake bite when I got mine done, in my tongue.

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thatguynamedsky 32

@39 some people dont stay friends forever

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logicnazi 18

Does the new meaning mean the snake bites you? I think this is the original meaning of a snake bite.

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weswheatley 14

No, a snake bite is a type of piercing

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Ichiya 29

Yes but the piercing is actually the newer meaning.

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1DisGR8 32

Oh god please give a follow up. I hope you're okay, at least not poisoned

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Calingaladha 21

Snakes are venomous, not poisonous :P but I'm sure OP is fine if they wrote an FML about it. Non-venomous snakes can give some nasty bites, too.

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CoalRose 16

I'm totally fine! Was a clean through and through and it was just a household garter snake. It itches a bit but is otherwise fine. ^^

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tantanpanda 26

#60, most snakes are poisonous, but only some are venomous. Poisonous refers to getting sick when ingested.

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Jowisee 29

I believe they meant poisoned in the sense of being ill from the venom, ie the venom poisoned them. You don't say you were "venomed".

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soulxreaperx356 9

I'm surprised he didn't give you snakebites XD

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Xion0014 20

If herpes is free, is it still worth it?

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ShowMeKay 20

#10's comment was clear sarcasm. No one would actually think a snake bite to the nose is "worth it" lol

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Ihavegas 22

thats so hardcore dude! so metal!

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