Cool new nickname

By Anonymous - 06/10/2021 14:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I shat myself at work. To get home, I have to take two buses with a 20-minute wait in-between. So yes everyone, I'll be 'Shit Girl' for the next two hours, and probably behind my back at work for the rest of my life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 091
You deserved it 171

Same thing different taste

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rotflqtms_ 21

You can't ask someone to stop at a store and buy new pants for you? Or if need be, go to said store? Better to be shit girl in a store for a short while than to be shit girl for 2+ hours and walking about. Everyone at work knows already anyway, so can't hurt to ask someone to buy you something to wear. (You'd be buying it but they'd be going to the store)

I see you're in Cleveland. You're probably going to have to leave Baker Mayfield and the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. You'll do fine in Toledo as it is an even shittier city and you'll blend right in, Shit Girl.

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rotflqtms_ 21

You can't ask someone to stop at a store and buy new pants for you? Or if need be, go to said store? Better to be shit girl in a store for a short while than to be shit girl for 2+ hours and walking about. Everyone at work knows already anyway, so can't hurt to ask someone to buy you something to wear. (You'd be buying it but they'd be going to the store)

I see you're in Cleveland. You're probably going to have to leave Baker Mayfield and the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame. You'll do fine in Toledo as it is an even shittier city and you'll blend right in, Shit Girl.

Yeah, I would quit that job. It’s just not worth it.