1, 2, 3… FIRE!

By Username - 11/08/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I walked out of my house wearing only boxers, only to be greeted by kids with paintball guns. FML
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SirBedevere 0

Should've torn off your boxers and charged at them.

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SorrowFull 8

I see the morality squad to beautify the world strikes again. Wearing only underwear in public is a no-go.

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doubleodoggy 0

Why were you in boxers?

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Demon_Squirril 9

lol One reason I'm glad I live out in the middle of nowhere. I can fearlessly go get the mail in my boxers.

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SixSixSix_fml 2

why would you answer the door with only your boxers on ._. sorta creepy...

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mathewduncan91 3

Your comment : Today, I got arrested. My mother was distraught, but when I asked my dad why he didn't seem dissapointed, he said, "Well I didn't set the bar very high for you, son. You're right where I thought you would be." FML

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russianraccoon 0

So...did you wave back? Did they shoot you? So many questions unanswered!!! Xp

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dguyuwishuwer 5

Thanks to '1,000 Ways to Die', I now know that you could have called the police on them and gotten the arrested. Apparently, "shooting people with a paintball gun is just as illegal as shooting them with a real gun". If you have ever gone paint-balling, you know that they could easily knock you unconscious or blind you. Not a funny matter.

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odod777 28

At least you weren't naked. Are your nuts ok now?

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Tytonic 16

Call the police on those little *****.

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paintball_guy 10

hope you're alright! kids with paintball paintball guns who are irresponsible do not realize that they can do some serious damage like shooting your eye blinding you for life.

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