Objectification

By cmck932012 - 26/06/2012 06:18 - United States - Tyrone

Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML
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MathewBlack 14

Obviously he had been checking you out as well..

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Dadothy 8

Well you got the job so he obviously wasn't upset about it. Sounds like he has a sense of humor and since he didn't get mad about it you should be glad.

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MathewBlack 14

Obviously he had been checking you out as well..

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onlychildFTW 33

Well OP you created the awkwardness by not being more secretive checking him out. next time try to hide it a little more. But congrats on getting the job.

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blcksocks 19

Is it just me or this whole thing sounds like the start of a porno? Damnit xhamster.

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hqbrat 8

Hey no duh you got thumbed down a Bugatti is a ******* car FYI....

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ydi_4_suking 20

Hell yeah! Saw a good ass, and got a job

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DontModMeDammit 10

6, your profile picture makes this comment so much better.

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rcgirl2 11

All he has to do now is WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE!

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astoryofroses 9

when he walks in the spot, this is what he sees: OP's sitting there and she's staring at him. he's got passion in his pants and he ain't afraid to show it show it show it show it, he's sexy and OP knows it ;)

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sirpantselot 22

Actually 44 is right - OP could be a guy, we never find out. No reason a straight guy wouldn't admire the boss's arse if it was as toned as the FML leads us to believe...

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i_canlickmyelbow 3

I guess being gay isn't okay yet... According to all my thumbs down.

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Dadothy 8

You got the job so be happy he didn't care:)

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SpicyDuck 22

Exactly! How is this even an FML, you got a nice view AND a job! And potentially some good promotions from your boss with the nice ass. If you know what I mean.

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blueroses2010 6

Agreed #7! I'm not quite sure how this is even an FML? You're employed, the interviewer noticed you checking him out and still hired you...who knows, if you're both single and it's not against company policy, you might get a job an a relationship out of it :) Think positive OP

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MsAnnaH 1

Or did he? Perhaps that was why she got the job?;-) hehe.. No I think he seemed flattered:-)

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PYLrulz 17

Followed by a Poker Face (or a Bad Poker Face)

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Wicked361 8

What does poker face have to do with dat ass?

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el_chicharito_14 0

You got the job op so be happy and hey, at least he has a sense of humor.

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alexup24 13

I thumbed you down for liking that cherry picker

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mishaparis 7

19 - Your picture totally fits your comment. Not that I didn't thumb it down, of course.

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AH1Zviper 15

This is going to be one of those " How I met your father " stories. Give or take a year or two.

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crazy4uboi 6

That's going to be an interesting dinner conversation "um... Well you see... What happened was..." "you're mom was checking out my ass" lol

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MsAnnaH 1

And it was....wait for it....legendary!!! ;-) And that kids was How I met your mother..;-D

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MsAnnaH 1

And it was...wait for it....legendary!! ;-) And that kids is How I met your mother :-D

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DarkSeekerX94446 14

I think he's trying to tell you something..

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darkmis1 17

I think it'll be a funny joke to have between you two at the office!

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reallytho3 11

OP: you still workin out? Boss: Yup ;)

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perdix 29

He can be the butt of your jokes.

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