10 out of 10 for originality

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML
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Cinn_fml 22

Sounds entertaining at least... But seriously, is it that much of a problem that he picked dance that you can't just deal with it in a normal/mature manner?

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bizarre_ftw 21

OOOHHHH!!!!! California!!!! Now I see!!!!!! (it's still really odd but the chances of finding an interpretive dancer are probably better near Hollywood)

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turkishjew 0

Why do you keep posting? No one loves you enough to even dance for you!!!!!

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Cinn_fml 22

That's a bit harsh, #92, as who are you to tell her to stop commenting?

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daydreamer244 13

worlds best bf right there!!!

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orangeduck 6

You do know you could reply to people's comment like I am doing right now.

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Madiluvsyuh98 2

Ive heard of that before! Not....

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Jaxx66 21

I think you just lost the Internet. Fail.

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Shytinonmyself 3

so what someone loves you and you're complaing about it at least you're neighbor put some thought into his confession

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Sophistifunk 0

At least someone declared their love for you OP! Stop complaining, this guy sounds like a keeper!

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DjeePee 24

I am absolutely sure that Garfield once declared his feelings through the medium of interpretative dance. And Garfield is cool, so...

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MD_DILF 4

Garfield definitely sucks!

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