10 out of 10 for originality

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my neighbor declared his love for me via "the medium of interpretative dance." FML
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Top comments

Sounds entertaining at least... But seriously, is it that much of a problem that he picked dance that you can't just deal with it in a normal/mature manner?

Comments

If your not interested in him then why would you lead him on? Tell him that your not in love with him.

Give him a chance. Don't you watch movies? Those artistic types are always the most romantic!

interpretive dance? You mean him thrusting your bushes?

In layman's terms, he spazzed around you, stripped naked and sreamed at the top of his lungs that he loved you

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down. Never gonna run around, or desert you...

I think I just got Rickrolled on FML :/ OP maybe you'll like him if you give him the chance. You never know!? :D

Someone tells u they love u and u think your life's sux. WOW

was your neighbor doing "the humpty hump" because he is stuck in the 90s and thinks Digital Underground is cool?