A for effort
By fishoutofwater - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Radcliff
By fishoutofwater - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Radcliff
Plot twist: OP was playing football when spiked in the face by a frisbee.
I have also been a competitive swimmer my whole life. We are not land creatures and belong in the water.
How do you spike a frisbee?!?
My question exactly.... I guess OP was playing VolleyFrisbee.
And that is why you must always wear head protection
How is this a fml?
Try playing water polo. More fun than swimming and includes swimming!
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Should've caught it in your mouth
And that is why this place called "outside" is such a feared and dangerous place