Awkward and Love: A little extra

A little extra

By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 23:23 - United States

Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML

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By ac-hoo - 04/02/2012 14:52 - India

Today, the man of my dreams kissed me. It was everything I had imagined it would be until in the middle of the kiss, he burped. FML

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The Taste of Love

By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By stoych - 08/10/2012 07:14 - United Kingdom

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML

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By sydneybourgeois - 13/08/2011 04:06 - United States

Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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By hollysofly - 15/01/2011 07:38 - United States

Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

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By RhiannonMuh - 09/09/2016 20:01 - Germany - Starnberg

Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML

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Interruption

By Freddie06 - 18/10/2023 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2009 04:14 - United States

Today, I was lying on the couch with my boyfriend and was feeling tired, so I got a soda. I sat back down and surprised him with a passionate kiss. I also surprised him when I suddenly burped right into his mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2016 15:48

Today, a very attractive man asked me out on a date, and I said yes. He is tall, charming and a very good kisser. I'm sure the woman he heavily made out with after I left would agree. FML

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By Sad_Happy_Gorl - 14/06/2019 16:00

Today, after getting together with the guy who I like, and who actually likes me back, he finally kissed me. Unfortunately, he kisses like he’s trying to suck out my soul. FML

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Saturday 28 November 2009 2:16

disgusting.

possumisawesome 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 2:24

I'm betting that that's the last time he'll kiss you; that sucks.

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faxe 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:50

OP, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, not yours.

Cristaderzi 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 6:06

Lol Now thats funny! When I was a child in church I would yawn and a burp sould come out. Needless to say I'd look around in fear hoping no one heard me. So fyl as I feel ya!

sarcdude 3

Saturday 28 November 2009 6:21

aaawww that sucks. hopefully you guys will laugh about it later

huskycheer2015 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 6:27

Maybe instead of you rising up he should bend down, isnt that what the guy is supposed to do?

kissesinbetween 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 7:40

EW. F his life even more

Ninjaface 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 8:57

Did you just eat bacon? If so, he's probably going to propose later.

r_max 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:12

Disgusting. The last thing I want while kissing someone is them emptying the gas contents of their stomach into my mouth.

jchansfan 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 9:29

Because the OP totally meant to do that. Meh, thanks for the info Captain Obvious. :P

transcedental 18

Saturday 28 November 2009 10:33

So..? What's the big deal? He likes you enough to kiss you -> he' d get over that small detail. After all .. everybody burps O_O. Jeez, I can't understand why people are so squeamish these days ;P

DeathByFalchion 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 11:05

Damn short girls taking all the tall men...let this be a lesson to you, shrimpie!

perfectwinds 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 15:48

Epic. Haha! I've done this.. Well, not on a second date but I've accidently belched in a boyfriend's mouth. We had a good laugh about it and went on our way. It's only a big deal if you make it a big deal.