Animals, Accident, Bikes and Transportation: Adding insult to injury

Adding insult to injury

By Shibs - 13/10/2015 16:55 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I was riding my bike along a road and a deer jumped out from the tree line, knocking me to the ground and breaking my arm. Someone pulled over to see if I was alright, running over my bike in the process. FML

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You deserved it 1 790

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2023 18:00 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today I ran across the street to help a woman who had fallen off her bicycle. While running, I tripped and broke my arm. Surgery is needed. FML

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You deserved it 149

Watch out!

By fyln00b - 03/07/2010 04:49 - France

Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 696

You deserved it 8 267

By ramble ramble - 30/01/2014 20:55 - United States - Monroe

Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 793

You deserved it 4 427

By crash - 22/05/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I went dirtbiking. While I was going down a hill, I spun out of control and flipped over my handle bars. I now have a sprained arm, multiple bruises and a crescent-shaped gash on my neck that looks like I was bitten. People are asking if my boyfriend and I were being frisky last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 222

You deserved it 8 912

BIKES

By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 879

You deserved it 43 980

By jodulieu - 02/09/2010 02:31 - France

Today, I fell off my bike. I grazed my knee, shin, thigh, hip, collar bone, shoulder and face. I also strained my wrist. As I was wheeling my bike away, I stung my other leg on nettles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 654

You deserved it 4 456

By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my new car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 157

You deserved it 4 810

By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 01:11 - Canada

Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 835

You deserved it 3 760

Rekt

By Shaun - 16/06/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

I agree, your life sucks 88 363

You deserved it 6 172

Pile on

By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 624

You deserved it 12 686

teentee401 36

Wednesday 14 October 2015 1:38

That sucks, but at least someone actually cared enough to stop.

Redoxx_fml 22

Wednesday 14 October 2015 1:40

Atleast you didn't get struck by lightning afterwards.

Comments

kimise 21

Wednesday 14 October 2015 2:07

Is the deer ok?

jonathanheierle 6

Wednesday 14 October 2015 2:15

Better sue that deer.

aimbug 42

Wednesday 14 October 2015 2:21

Sucks about your bike but at least you know someone cares! (:

RS_Menace 19

Wednesday 14 October 2015 2:28

where in NSW was that? theres a few around my area apparently lol

dntbeadouche 25

Wednesday 14 October 2015 3:01

I thought Australia got all the weird-o critters. hmm, the more you know

gary8082 14

Wednesday 14 October 2015 3:01

Oh Deer!

hardcorefan16 22

Wednesday 14 October 2015 3:29

At least he stopped to see if you were okay

punsarefun 8

Wednesday 14 October 2015 3:44

Well atleast it wasn't you getting ran over

SecundusSecunda 27

Wednesday 14 October 2015 3:51

The deer didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose the deer.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 14 October 2015 4:19

I would think you being alright is better than the now condition of your bike

animeislife 11

Wednesday 14 October 2015 4:33

at least they didn't run over your arm /:

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