Age ain't nothing but a number

By why lie - 04/06/2020 20:00

Today, my boyfriend renewed his driver's license and showed me the picture. I told him he needed to go back because they'd put the wrong birthdate. Turns out the idiot forgot he’s been lying to me about his age the whole time we’ve been together. He’s not actually 30. He’ll be 43 in two months. FML

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By Ifeelya - 15/01/2023 04:00

Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML

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By bruh_im18 - 17/09/2016 16:18 - United States - Metairie

Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML

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By cek4uytp - 25/06/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2013 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally got to surprise my boyfriend with a birthday cake. I spent four days planning the perfect one. First thing he says? "Erm, you know I'm 32, right?" I got his age wrong. FML

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The accident

By Anonymous - 27/05/2024 15:00

Today, I'm 36 and accidentally got pregnant with my FWB, a 28 year-old bartender. I told him and he broke down and admitted he’s actually only 19, an unemployed college dropout who lives with his parents. I didn’t believe it until I saw his driver's license, date of birth 2004. So much for child support… FML

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By dream_girl_3 - 08/03/2010 09:37 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend drive my car, knowing that he doesn't have a license. While he was out, he ran a stop sign, collided with another vehicle, and then left the scene of the accident. Then he lied to me about how the accident happened so I "wouldn't be so upset." FML

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By ART - 06/03/2010 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a year decided to confess to me that almost everything he has told me in our relationship has been a lie. This includes telling me that he was single when we first met, telling me that he loved me, and telling me that I was beautiful. FML

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Homeschooled?

By Anonymous - 27/02/2022 20:00 - United States - Wareham

Today, I found out my boyfriend didn’t know what quotation marks are. He’s 34. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the picture of "him as a baby" is really his son. FML

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By Grevling - 20/07/2009 19:07 - Norway

Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for the past 7 months, who insisted on keeping us a secret because it was "too soon", is proudly showing off his new 19 year old girlfriend he met a month ago. FML

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sarsuela 29

Thursday 4 June 2020 21:11

He must be good looking to pass for 12-13 years younger than he really is

123Puppy 33

Thursday 4 June 2020 20:50

I hope you dumped him.

Comments

WistayShlaio82 13

Thursday 4 June 2020 20:02

That’s one of the tactics guys use in case people try and look them up online.

123Puppy 33

Thursday 4 June 2020 20:50

I hope you dumped him.

sarsuela 29

Thursday 4 June 2020 21:11

He must be good looking to pass for 12-13 years younger than he really is

tounces7 27

Saturday 6 June 2020 5:09

Maybe this is an YDI because that's the entire reason she dated him in the first place....

BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 5 June 2020 0:50

So what was his excuse? Vanity? A mid-life crisis? Or are you that much younger than him that he thought you wouldn't date him if you knew how old he really was?

TomeDr 24

Friday 5 June 2020 2:23

If he lies about this, he’ll lie about anything. I suggest you dump him.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 5 June 2020 4:38

Does he really look 13 years younger than he is, or are you too stupid to tell?

rotflqtms_ 21

Friday 5 June 2020 14:48

I look WAAAAAYYYY younger than I am. My brother lies about his age all the time because he can. I tell people my age and they don't believe me until I take out my driver's license. When my mom and dad were first dating, people thought he was dating a little girl. They didn't realize she was 23 at the time. It just runs in the family. Even now she looks way younger than she is. If my boobs weren't so big, I'd look even younger.