The accident

By Anonymous - 27/05/2024 15:00

Today, I'm 36 and accidentally got pregnant with my FWB, a 28 year-old bartender. I told him and he broke down and admitted he’s actually only 19, an unemployed college dropout who lives with his parents. I didn’t believe it until I saw his driver's license, date of birth 2004. So much for child support… FML
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Justkidding100 41

I'm sure you guys can scrape up enough money for an abortion

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Studious_Gluteus 18

She did not knowingly agree to have sex with a teenager. The friend lied about his age. The sex happened under false pretenses. She does not claim to have forgone protection. The sex very well may have been protected. Even when used properly, protection can still fail. Framing pregnancy as a negative "consequence" betrays that a moral judgment is being applied to the act of intercourse. Bringing children into the world should be a voluntary act of love, never a punishment. Pregnancy & child rearing are expensive. It is reasonable to expect a parent to help with at least the expenses of raising a child. It really doesn't get much more adult than that.

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Justkidding100 41

I'm sure you guys can scrape up enough money for an abortion

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tiptoppc 19

If it’s allowed. If it’s OP, **** their life if they live in a state where it’s now illegal but somehow forcing sex offenders to have castration or vasectomies is a nasty ViOlatIoN oF HumaN riGHts!

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anony_mouse 5

Will, he's 19, you're 36, what's your excuse for not using protection. And there's no such thing as an accidental pregnancy, you were careless and these are the consequences. Plus your first reaction is to think about support? Are you sure you're not the child?

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Studious_Gluteus 18

She did not knowingly agree to have sex with a teenager. The friend lied about his age. The sex happened under false pretenses. She does not claim to have forgone protection. The sex very well may have been protected. Even when used properly, protection can still fail. Framing pregnancy as a negative "consequence" betrays that a moral judgment is being applied to the act of intercourse. Bringing children into the world should be a voluntary act of love, never a punishment. Pregnancy & child rearing are expensive. It is reasonable to expect a parent to help with at least the expenses of raising a child. It really doesn't get much more adult than that.

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Battousai124 7

Every single protection can fail. Even a vasectomy isn't a surefire way of preventing pregnancy.

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lukey101 23

shmishshmorshion. from the shmishmorshion clinic.

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MidnaLink 33

Why are you covering up the word abortion? Someone already even said it anyway.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Good thing he's of legal age or you'd have a statutory rape lawsuit slapped on you. Still, one word - contraception.

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