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By sucker - 07/09/2019 17:01 - United States - Duluth

Today, I went on a date I was really enjoying. My ex-boyfriend called halfway through. When I answered, he told me he wanted to get back together and couldn’t stop thinking about me. I didn’t realize my phone was on speaker. My date heard everything. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2024 16:00 - Canada

Today, I butt-dialed my ex-boyfriend while venting to my best friend about how hot but emotionally unavailable he is. I realized this when there was a lull in the conversation and I heard his tinny little voice coming out of the phone, saying, "I can hear you." FML

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Devious

By savvylady - 18/06/2009 04:52 - United States

Today, I was invited out to a date by my ex-boyfriend. He seemed really excited to reconnect and kept holding my hand and complimenting how I looked. Out of nowhere a girl runs up to him screaming. It was his current girlfriend, he was using me to make her jealous. FML

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By bevo - 26/08/2010 02:09 - Australia

Today, my date and I went to the movies. After the date, we were both on an instant chat room at our homes. Her personal message displayed "I think I love my ex again." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2023 10:00

Today, I was on a date with a guy met on Tinder when he asked if he could kiss me, but all I was thinking about was my ex and how I miss him so much, even though it’s been a month and half. FML

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You deserved it 829

By Anonyme - 06/04/2019 02:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in ages, only to realize that the guy I was seeing chose to take us to a specific restaurant in able to stalk his ex. FML

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By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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Perfect timing

By Anonymous - 10/08/2009 20:18 - United Kingdom

Today, my friend and I were arguing over whose boyfriend was better. Just as I was about to convince her, my boyfriend rang. Trying to start the perfect conversation, I put him on speaker phone and answered, "Hey Tiger, I was just thinking about you!" He broke up with me on speaker. FML

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Joshwarrior 39

Sunday 8 September 2019 0:19

I'm curious, Why pick up a call from an ex on such a good date?

jbuckets_404 38

Sunday 8 September 2019 0:40

And why answer the phone via speaker when on a date???

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Joshwarrior 39

Sunday 8 September 2019 0:19

I'm curious, Why pick up a call from an ex on such a good date?

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Sunday 8 September 2019 7:29

because she still loves them ...

julfunky 29

Sunday 8 September 2019 18:01

If she still loves him and wants him enough that she’d ruin her date just to talk to him then him “confessing” isn’t an FML for her. Just an FML for the guy who had a rude ass date.

jbuckets_404 38

Sunday 8 September 2019 0:40

And why answer the phone via speaker when on a date???

damonic666 1

Sunday 8 September 2019 1:04

maybe dont answer your ex while on a date? what part of that seemed like a good idea unless you want to get back together with them

tounces7 27

Sunday 8 September 2019 1:09

What do you mean you "didn't realize your phone was on speaker"? How do you NOT realize the volume is so much higher and broadcasting to those around you?

The Ultimate Tiny Shrimp 2

Sunday 8 September 2019 1:26

Not going to lie but you did deserve it, next time I suggest you don't answer your ex on a date, and if you do, be more aware if its on speaker or not, just some tips for the future honey

skippydoda 32

Sunday 8 September 2019 1:37

YDI. Unless it's an emergency then there is no reason to answer your phone while on a date.

stickyface 16

Sunday 8 September 2019 1:43

Ok, who has that song in their head right now? Big boys don't cry... Also, YDI OP. Don't answer your phone on a date, especially from an ex. What were you thinking?

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 September 2019 2:00

Why would you pick up the phone on a date you're enjoying? I only pick up the phone on a date I'm NOT enjoying, even if no one is calling. "What?!?! You're in the hospital? You're saying I need to ditch my date and stiff her with the check? I'm on my way!"