Money, Capitalism and Work: All heart - FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was robbed at work. The guy stole my phone, bag, and laptop. Because of the robbery, I had to close the store two and a half hours early. My boss docked my hours. FML

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frenchiek8 1

Friday 12 February 2010 16:30

Commenting to # 12, it's actually required by most companies to close the store down after a robbery to call the police and to prevent the robber from coming back. And in Canada and the US it would be against the law to dock her hours after closing the store due to an extremely stressful situation such as a robbery. OP, call the labor board, or human ressources and file a complaint.

turkeyburger 0

Monday 5 September 2011 8:44

your a douche

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catherinek 9

Thursday 14 March 2013 20:29

That sucks but it isn't your boss's fault and they shouldn't have to pay you for hours you didn't work because of YOUR misfortune

catherinek 9

Thursday 14 March 2013 20:31

Uhhh what's with all these people saying it's illegal to do that?! It definitely isn't you don't have to pay people for hours they don't work regardless of the reason.

crystalxa 35

Wednesday 25 September 2013 18:19

some bosses are assholes!

kayj905 15

Saturday 4 April 2015 21:50

It seems surprising that someone would do that in Canada...

skygardens 24

Wednesday 18 November 2015 8:35

Does the store you work at not have a phone?

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