Parenting, Relatable, Awkward and Miscellaneous: All you need is hate

All you need is hate

By Stepmotherfucker - 23/03/2016 06:32 - Ukraine

Today, my stepmother started talking to me after a month of the silent treatment. When I asked her what I had done wrong, she replied, "Nothing, but do you know that feeling when you look at someone and you just want to choke them?" FML

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You deserved it 1 556

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Same thing different taste

By invasive species - 07/11/2016 15:08

Today, my step-mom tried to ground me. I met her just yesterday, when she moved in. FML

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Me is what matters

By Anonymous - 15/08/2020 05:01

Today, my mother once again interrupted me and talked over me, as though I wasn't saying anything at all. Then she wondered why I remained quiet after she was done talking about her mother doing that. Must run in the family. FML

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You deserved it 119

Cool your jets

By tiredoffamilydinners - 12/01/2012 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML

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You deserved it 2 549

By Bad Child? - 08/04/2017 16:00

Today, as I was brushing my teeth, I heard my mum praying to God to help her "get rid of such a stupid child". I have no idea what I've done wrong, and she's refused to talk to me all day. FML

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Stirring the pot

By yes - 07/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom, for absolutely no reason, is interacting with an old "friend" (read: toxic bitch) whom I cut out of my life six months ago and I never want to hear about again. She doesn't understand what's wrong, nor does she care that it makes me uncomfortable. I hate her. FML

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You deserved it 136

Hellworld

By I’m scared - 27/02/2022 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, after my mother, who was a loving and gentle soul, died, I’ve moved in permanently with my stepmom, whom I’d never met. Her very first words to me were, “Let me make one thing perfectly clear: I am your mother now. If you make even ONE mistake, I will literally rip your fucking throat out.” FML

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You deserved it 107

The Leftovers

By Anonymous - 12/03/2022 20:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my mom asked me why I barely talk to her anymore. Well, mom, maybe it's because you nicknamed my stepdaughter "Leftovers," and call her that in public, like at family gatherings or school events. FML

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You deserved it 82

All over the place

By Gloria Lovestar - 03/10/2019 20:00

Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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You deserved it 126

Holiday assumptions

By Red Toad - 26/12/2020 20:59 - United States - Litchfield Park

Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML

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You deserved it 147

Get away from me

By Anonymous - 19/10/2021 11:00 - United States

Today, my mother snapped and took her frustrations out on me. Whenever she has a problem with other family members, it falls on me because she can't show them her true face to them. And she wonders why I hide away all the time… FML

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oreoeater 21

Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:11

Just stare at her for a moment before saying "yes"

MichaelDeSanta 20

Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:10

Can you say "mommy dearest?"

Comments

marcelmg 10

Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:40

Wow, many of us would pay for a treatment like that! Enjoy it.

Magnoxidans 19

Wednesday 23 March 2016 18:54

Seems like very abusive behavior... Spoken to your dad about it?

deathstroke990 22

Wednesday 23 March 2016 19:07

maybe she meant it sexually

Miss_Whipped 43

Wednesday 23 March 2016 19:24

My first guess is no, and then I look at OP's username and well... you never know.

__Kaia__ 12

Wednesday 23 March 2016 23:18

Of course it's sexual. ******* your step mom can take your breath away

sarcasmismyno1 22

Wednesday 23 March 2016 19:18

I agree, that is abusive behavior. She sounds like she might have some psychological issues she is taking out on you.

nwwaverider 14

Wednesday 23 March 2016 19:48

Sounds like you got lucky

Setareh23 34

Wednesday 23 March 2016 20:12

That's awful! It seems like she's taking out her problems on you. Does your father know about how she treats you? If not, please try to talk to him about it. Unfortunately though, I know people can sometimes overlook their new spouse mistreating their children because they're desperate or whatever. My friend's father overlooked her step mom beating and starving her for years...anyways, I sincerely hope that you'll be able to get support from your dad, because your step mom sounds like a total douche.