Anger management

By truecountrybitch - 09/05/2020 23:00

Today, my boyfriend got frustrated trying to take my entertainment center into the basement, for the kids' game room. It didn't fit, thanks to the horrible design of the house, so he Spartan-kicked it down, breaking it into 15 pieces. FML

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You deserved it 231

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2016 19:30 - United States

Today, I threw a party. My drunk boyfriend decided to bring my 50-inch flatscreen TV downstairs from our bedroom. The TV didn't make it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2012 17:03 - Estonia

Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2012 12:31 - United States

Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML

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Legend

By Anonymous - 23/03/2021 05:59 - United States

Today, I tripped really hard and twisted my ankle on a toy that was on the floor, dropping a bag of trash filled with coffee and energy drinks my husband has piled around his desk. Instead of helping me up or helping me clean, he berated me about it. Told me that it's not my problem and went to his LoL game. FML

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By GamerGirl - 30/01/2010 15:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating so I broke up with him. As revenge he threw my PS3 and XBox out of the window when I wasn't in our house. I got those consoles out of the spare money my three jobs had brought in - the same three jobs I had to get because he refused to get a job of his own. FML

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To the left of what?

By Anonymous - 21/11/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband moved all the furniture a few inches to the left because he saw online that it makes moving around the house really difficult, and he wanted to test it out. Unfortunately, the one who tested it out was me; I got home, went to sit down, and broke 2 toes on the coffee table. FML

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Anger management

By Emily - 07/12/2022 18:00

Today, I was mad at my boyfriend, so I yanked the power cord for his computer while he was gaming. Turns out, that fried part of his computer and now it won't turn on. He broke up with me, even after I apologized, and offered to replace the part. FML

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Don't drink and DIY

By bob the builders pissed off daughter - 29/12/2015 23:52 - United States - Campbell

Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML

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DIY FML

By ko. - 03/01/2015 17:53

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd come over and help me move a heavy dresser so I could paint the wall behind it. After an hour of waiting for him, I decided to move it myself. He finally arrived, not ten minutes after I broke my toe when I accidentally dropped the dresser on it. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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tc201002 11

Sunday 10 May 2020 0:20

Why couldn’t he just take it apart then put back together again in the basement?

TomeDr 24

Sunday 10 May 2020 1:31

Someone owes you an apology and a new entertainment center.

Comments

tc201002 11

Sunday 10 May 2020 0:20

Why couldn’t he just take it apart then put back together again in the basement?

truecountrybitch 22

Sunday 10 May 2020 6:40

it was a solid piece. it didn't break down into pieces.

BigSissy 14

Monday 11 May 2020 2:45

Until he Spartan kicked it!

TomeDr 24

Sunday 10 May 2020 1:31

Someone owes you an apology and a new entertainment center.

truecountrybitch 22

Sunday 10 May 2020 6:41

lol thank you he did apologize and built a smaller one it of the pieces and it works great. it was just huge and heavy and old too

mas12806 24

Sunday 10 May 2020 7:17

It’s yours, you should take it down

aaa143143 15

Sunday 10 May 2020 16:55

You deserve it strictly for how you use commas

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 10 May 2020 19:32

He owes you a new door. after he fixes it/etc, break up.

nemcali 34

Monday 11 May 2020 1:40

I suppose you’re not with him because of his smarts, are you? Also he should learn how to control his temper. I’d spartan kick him.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 11 May 2020 4:25

How did it not occur to him to measure it first? And if you were there with him, same question to you. THIS IS STUPID!

tounces7 27

Monday 11 May 2020 6:36

I can actually kinda sympathize with this one, moving awkward furniture is always a major pain in the ass and extremely frustrating. Those of you saying otherwise have clearly never actually had to do it before.