To the left of what?

By Anonymous - 21/11/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband moved all the furniture a few inches to the left because he saw online that it makes moving around the house really difficult, and he wanted to test it out. Unfortunately, the one who tested it out was me; I got home, went to sit down, and broke 2 toes on the coffee table. FML
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JasonThorn 20

The disturbing part is WHY? Why would he want to make life more difficult for you, or him?

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FluffythePink 22

******* bell end. 🫂 I'm sorry you married an idiot. I hope he's so sorry he'll even be a foot stool for you. If not, a fair amount (maybe 2 little bottles to one bottle of red wine) of red food colouring in a red drink will give him a nasty surprise when he starts 'pissing blood'. Hey, you saw it on the internet 🤷

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JasonThorn 20

The disturbing part is WHY? Why would he want to make life more difficult for you, or him?

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Wadlaen 23

Ah, so it works, I've wondered about that, thanks for testing it!

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FluffythePink 22

******* bell end. 🫂 I'm sorry you married an idiot. I hope he's so sorry he'll even be a foot stool for you. If not, a fair amount (maybe 2 little bottles to one bottle of red wine) of red food colouring in a red drink will give him a nasty surprise when he starts 'pissing blood'. Hey, you saw it on the internet 🤷

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