Another non-emergency

By Anonymous - 29/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML
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JuneBleeds4 17

How do you have your mother saved in your phone if it isn't "Mom" or some variant?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

The actual FML: "Today, I slipped and broke my ankle. I tried calling my son but he rejected every call so I had to get an ambulance to take me to the ER. Now not only do I have to pay for the cost of that ambulance, but I also have to live with an asshole of a son. FML."

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Wadlaen 23

Well, she obviously managed to get to the ER by herself, so no need to worry. I hope your date was successful!

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JuneBleeds4 17

How do you have your mother saved in your phone if it isn't "Mom" or some variant?

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BurnInDemonFire 34

The actual FML: "Today, I slipped and broke my ankle. I tried calling my son but he rejected every call so I had to get an ambulance to take me to the ER. Now not only do I have to pay for the cost of that ambulance, but I also have to live with an asshole of a son. FML."

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