By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
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heylesha 8

well if hes going to break up with you over a voicemail, he isnt worth it anyway.

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saIty 17

Your parents will never know if you have an imaginary boyfriend. They're not as troublesome as real ones, although the sex is not all that great.

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karlag2689 3

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Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Parents-"I forbid you to see that gentlefolk again." Daughter-"Awe, hamburgers.." Seriously, did they actually think you would stop seeing him? If they did then they need to re-read their parenting 101 books.

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lajaynay 15

Dadtip 88: forbid your daughter from a boy, she's gonna **** him.

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ihasbrains 10

Parents - "I also forbid you from having a cell phone."

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ihasbrains 10

^ accidental repost of a comment. Feel free to thumbs down the spam.

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schrodingersdog 4

Better to educate your children about safe dating than to forbid them from dating.

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rawrkittyrawr 6

Theres no win for parents and dating forbid it they **** em, dont do anything they **** em.

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ihasbrains 10

Not necessarily. Some people have more dignity than that.

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Alex94xela 0

Well op could say "I'm not dating, at least not anymore."

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sk8rchick97 0

Um what's a house phone?

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shannonreneee 11

My parents banned me from dating. It was so hard cause when I secretly dated and I needed advice I could never go to them:(

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nalia18 8

Dating snd having a bf is totally different My mom said i cant go on a date till i am 15 but i can have a bf because she cant stop love.

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EvilPotato 14

41 not really because in order to have a boyfriend you usually I dunno go on a couple DATES before he/she becomes a boyfriend/girlfriend.

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james_aka_frosty 3

No you don't I met my girlfriend four months ago and we've never been anywhere other than each others houses

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dre_bro11 12

Isn't it sort of like reverse psychology? Parents always tell their children bot to do things, but the more they try to prevent then from doing things, the more curious they will get and the more tempted to break their parents rules they will get. There should be boundaries between parents and what they want their children to follow, but being too strict can be worse.

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heylesha 8

well if hes going to break up with you over a voicemail, he isnt worth it anyway.

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Llama_Face89 33

If a guy doesn't have the stones to break up with a girl in person he shouldn't consider himself a man.

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SimpleMinds_fml 7

The whole no dating policy along with the no cell phone thing makes me think this girl either A.) is a seventh grader or B.) has way to strict of parents.

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tweetypie 18

Where does it say no cellphone?

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missyj0 12

Why would he leave a voicemail on the house phone if she has a cell?

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saIty 17

Your parents will never know if you have an imaginary boyfriend. They're not as troublesome as real ones, although the sex is not all that great.

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doogy15 11

A relationship with your hand for anyone is alway good to keep when the chips are down...

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Daralea 21

Sadly, I find the sex much better :( I think I'm doing something wrong...but another thing very very right.

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junkboy 4

I agree with 3, he isn't worth it if he's too pussy to break up with you to your face

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natashax21 5

Why would he send you a breakup message through your homephone anyway? Dont we all have cellphones?

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Georgieeporgiee 9

Mobiles buck rogers!;)

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SighMaster3000 4

If they're the kind of parents who forbid dating, they're probably the kind of parents who forbid cell phones.

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groundzeromma 8

Or maybe since he was to big of a DB to break up to her face he took an extra step to show he was a Douche bag and left it on answering machine instead of her answering her cell phone

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FliPsliCE 3

Say it's a joke from a friend obviously.

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every1luvsboners 11

Probably because he heard that you were going to the doctors office to get your herpes checked out.

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every1luvsboners 11

^^ Idiot & potential banhammer in arse account.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Voicemail breakup? He's a keeper. Oh, wait :(..

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