Miscellaneous: Antisocial personality disorder

Antisocial personality disorder

By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 00:00 - United States

Today, I was at Wal-Mart where all the aisles had been moved. An elderly woman asked me where the pet products were, so I told her that I didn't know, but showed her where they could be. An hour later, she came back with security. She'd told them I'd purposefully gotten her lost. They threw me out. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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I'm not a celebrity, get me out of here

By Anonymous Unknown - 15/02/2022 02:00

Today, I got locked inside the entrance area of a Walmart. I had to get an employee to get me out. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 02:58 - United States

Today, I was at Walmart and I asked a guy working there where the scrapbooking stuff was. He led me to the aisle where it was and then said, "By the way, I don't work here." FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 09/08/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping when I left my cart to grab an item. I returned, and started pushing the cart again. Halfway through the store, a furious lady confronted me, demanding her cart back. I had to walk back in shame to find my own actual cart, which was now nowhere to be found. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 10:05 - United Kingdom

Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML

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Who is you?

By iamnotuseless - 10/12/2010 11:37

Today, I went to my local pharmacy. Walking in, the security guard rudely asked me what I was going to buy. I brushed him off and walked in. I was paying and told the cashier what happened. She said, "Sorry, we get a lot of hobos, they tend to steal." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 19:02 - Canada - Markham

Today, I went to the store to buy a phone I saw last week. I looked around a little first, then continued to the electronics section. I couldn't find the phone I saw, so I went to leave. Halfway to the exit, I was detained by security and grilled for ages over my "suspicious behaviour". FML

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zenti 2

Friday 5 November 2010 8:10

Wow, Wal-Mart security sure is stupid if they're going to kick you out for something so insignificant. Slow day for security.

KiwiLime 0

Friday 5 November 2010 8:07

LOL, the woman's crazy.

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AlyshaDeShae 10

Friday 5 November 2010 15:13

I've told someone where the book sections was. An older lady and her daughter or granddaughter could only find the baby books, so I sent them off in the right direction. They apparently expected me to *show* them where it was, which wasn't too big a deal because that's where I was headed anyway.

cherieblossom 5

Friday 5 November 2010 15:56

BS. that didn't happen... lame FML attempt

satomi_ishida 0

Friday 5 November 2010 15:57

Lol maybe they locked the doors on him? :P

zombiekitten87 12

Friday 5 November 2010 16:22

I call bs. security wouldn't throw a customer out because another customer got lost from their directions. also, were you standing in the same spot for an hour, or else how would they have found you? this is stupid.

collieflower 0

Friday 5 November 2010 17:11

I say fake n gay. Security wouldn't throw someone out because they got a little old lady "lost". They would just conclude that the old lady was senile and leave it at that because its out of a Wal-Mart employee's ability to give a shit.

kipfischer 11

Friday 5 November 2010 17:22

ummm, why were u in walmart for over an hour...

gdrumz 0

Friday 5 November 2010 17:36

this seems like a very unlikely story! lol I wasn't aware that walmart even had bouncers positioned around the store ready to through customers out at the slightest infraction! seems like someone is posting bullshit stories to get attention again! =P

kimmykimkim 0

Friday 5 November 2010 17:43

ugh i hate people

phorest 0

Friday 5 November 2010 17:45

YDI for saying you don't know and then proceeding to tell her where anyway.

VenomByte 1

Friday 5 November 2010 18:25

Legendary!!! Damn I laughed. Exactly why I don't help people anymore. People are tweaked nowadays. If ya try to help and make a mistake, you're screwed.