Animals: Are Christmas cards still a thing?

Are Christmas cards still a thing?

By amywee - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, my dog received a Christmas card before I did. FML

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frankienajera 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 20:19

that is probably because your dog is way more awesome and loved than you.

jane99 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 20:34

Who sends cards to dogs?

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Asstazztic 8

Thursday 10 December 2009 10:44

your dogs awesome :D

Mikeymikey 4

Thursday 10 December 2009 11:36

who cares about christmass cards anyways... it's all about the damn gifts... and seriously once you're past 18 it's really about the partying... :D

MangeMoi_fml 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 16:44

@ Tigg3r...rotflmfao. Chilllll lls

trickatreat 0

Monday 14 December 2009 10:41

SEND A CHRISTMAS CARD TO THAT ******'S PET lol

birdfreak 24

Sunday 20 March 2011 5:28

oh yeah you made him feel better.

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:47

its nov still

Mr_Krabs 5

Friday 29 June 2012 23:53

Charlie Brown, is that you?

BloodandIce 11

Sunday 4 November 2012 4:17

Sounds vaguely like a Charlie Brown thing. Is your dog's name Snoopy, by any chance?

weeping_willow 25

Thursday 7 December 2017 4:34

That's what it's like to have children.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 10 December 2020 16:12

It makes sense -- dogs read a lot slower than humans, so they need a head start.

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