Awkward, Sextoys and Work: Are you lost?

Are you lost?

By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:22 - United States

Today, while I was working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sold dildos. FML

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You deserved it 1 779

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The Customer Is Clueless

By Conner Johnson - 28/11/2017 05:00

Today, a customer walked up to me with a dog toy and said, "I knew one-stop shopping was a thing, but I didn't know you guys carried dildos." FML

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By the_captain - 23/06/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML

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By Char - 24/09/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Gravesend

Today, whilst at work, I had a woman come in with a problem with the seat in her car not moving backwards or forwards. There was a dildo stuck in the chair rail. FML

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You deserved it 279

By whatthewhat - 18/11/2009 19:52 - United States

Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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You deserved it 13 842

By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 17:53 - United States

Today, while waiting on a customer at a restaurant, I accidentally asked a midget if she'd like a children's menu. FML

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By secretdeo - 24/08/2009 04:48 - United States

Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML

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You deserved it 5 354

By Z88 - 21/04/2010 20:29 - South Africa

Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML

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You deserved it 43 221

The customer is always something

By YEEYEE517 - 03/09/2019 22:00

Today, working in retail, I noticed a customer looking for an item, so I walked up to them and asked, "Is there something I can help you find?" He replied, "Did I ask for your fucking help?" FML

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You deserved it 200

Working in retail sucks

By Anonymous - 09/03/2020 23:00

Today, a customer yelled at me because we didn't have any laptops in stock. I work at a clothing store. FML

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You deserved it 113

91hayek 31

Monday 17 August 2015 0:11

Anything can be a ***** if you're brave enough. - Abraham Lincoln

maryic4ever 19

Monday 17 August 2015 0:11

That's a completely different type of toy.

Comments

anonyme3_fml 1

Monday 17 August 2015 3:30

Maybe she wanted to say Diddl. It's a famous mouse in Europe. A lot of children had it at my school.

derekroig 13

Monday 17 August 2015 4:08

Anythings a ***** if you're brave enough.

buck16 9

Monday 17 August 2015 4:47

well....the customer is always right.

LITTLEHORNFISH 7

Monday 17 August 2015 4:50

That has nothing related to misery

estroyer9 14

Monday 17 August 2015 4:56

Probably that girl who wants to **** her boyfriend in the ass. (Read latest)

captainsmegma 12

Monday 17 August 2015 5:15

Yes, next to the whip me Elmos!

wickedhyype 17

Monday 17 August 2015 5:21

Well.... Do you? O.o And if you do, can i have the name of the store, so i don't take my future kids there.

aubreyrpicco 4

Monday 17 August 2015 5:28

She must have bought one else where, considering she's now keeping it on her nightstand to convince her husband to let her use it on him

JpTheGreat23 19

Monday 17 August 2015 6:04

Maybe the lady wanted to have sex with her boyfriends ass.

trucker2 33

Monday 17 August 2015 6:27

Sorry, SOLD the last one yesterday.

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Today, my husband and I went for our 20 week scan and found out we're having a girl. The first thing he said to me was, "The next one better be a boy or I'm leaving you". FML

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Today, while at work as a cashier, one lady's total was $1.32. She handed me the dollar, and then apologized. When I looked at her, confused as to what she was sorry about, she went wrist deep into her bra, grabbed some change, and quickly put it into my hand. It was wet and it smelt. FML

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