Are you lost?

By Anonymous - 16/08/2015 15:22 - United States

Today, while I was working at a children's toy store, a woman walked in, looked around a bit, then asked if we sold dildos. FML
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91hayek 31

Anything can be a ***** if you're brave enough. - Abraham Lincoln

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maryic4ever 19

That's a completely different type of toy.

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giantsfan2010 23

Working retail...never again.

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NeatNit 32

Hardly! Who buys children's toys? Parents. What do parents never get time to do? Sex! If anything, selling ****** at a toy store would be revolutionary!

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

#37, ToysRUs? No, DildosRUs

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91hayek 31

Anything can be a ***** if you're brave enough. - Abraham Lincoln

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SkylineFTW97 25

The same is true for butt plugs. You'd be surprised what you can use. Water bottles, computer mice, newspapers, lit blowtorches...... did I just say that last one out loud? Well ****.

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Rectov 10

You can fake quotes easily- Leonardo Da Vinci

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Feklfekl2222 32

'Don't believe everything you read on the Internet!' ~Aristotle

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91hayek 31

This is a common misconception. It was actually Einstein who Lincoln was addressing; sadly the context and the preceding question that led to the statement is forever lost because Einstein asked it in German and no one present spoke German save Lincoln who was shortly after shot from a Book depository window. Einstein was then arrested for trying to blow up Parliament and never disclosed what he said, right up until his execution by lethal injection. The more you know.

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LoZelda123 20

You should really consider a career in writing conspiracy theory novels

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91hayek 31

Nah. I'm afraid I might start a cult and be expected to shoot lightening bolts from my ass. Even I am not that good. Yet.

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maryic4ever 19

That's a completely different type of toy.

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Chanti_fml 26

She must have seen the commercial for the "Woody" and "Buzz" toys from Toy Story and then got confused, happens all the time!

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screwyousideways 17

I want to vote, but it's 69/0... your life does suck though

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kaybows 14

Tell her that she's at the wrong kind of toy store.

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RusticChick 27

Anythings a ***** if you're brave enough...

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LosinIt2008 14

hahaha ummmm are you telling us something?? Lol jk jk

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Halfass 8

you should have offered a light saber.

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