By the_captain - 23/06/2009 00:21 - United States

Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML
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tyranny 0

Old people do have a sex life too, and are usually a bit more open about it than we would like to know.

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Glam_fml 0

Yeah, that was kind of inappropriate for her to tell you about it, but good for her for having an exciting sex life at her age. I hope I can be that lucky..

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nxkftw 0

ugh. that's terrible. fyl.

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Humanoid_fml 0

Why? Who cares? How does this affect the OP's life in any way?

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NNNOM 1

Ahahahaha! I don't think it's terrible, just hilarious. As long as she didn't start talking about positions, just laugh and brush it off. W/o shuddering.

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redbluegreen 40

Of course it happened in Oregon! Haha. You see a lot of crazy shit living here. It was probably just outside of Portland too. :D I can so see this happening. I've heard awful working at Target stories.

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lovely997 0

you should myob, for real

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jason2468 0

YDI for working at target

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gomego87 0

God damn, that now... totally gave me the *Shivers*... ugh.

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wintamint101 7

there are some really weird people out there

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colliebuddz420 7

In what way does this make people think ydi why is there almost 2000 ydi's?

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jason2468 0

bee happy ur a perverted dumb ass

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m0tl3ycru3 0

Obviously her husband can't satisfy her anymore.

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derpina72 23

Hey hey! Old people can get it too!

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insensitivity_ki 0

Why would ANYBODY say that you would deserve that...?

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genius_man16 0

YDI for working at Target YDI for being alive YDI for being a woman etc. at least that's all I can think of, FYL OP, FYL indeed

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Doorhandle57 0

uhh sexist much?

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redbluegreen 40

I hope you guys realize genius_man16 was just giving examples of what a troll would say, right? It's not actually his opinion? I guess you guys can't see or understand how that would work.

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Leptailurus 0

Because old people have every right to have sex as young people do. Or will you, when you get older and start to get saggy, stop having sex? :| Personally, I hope when I'm "old" that I still have a sex drive like her.

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itsgen 16

@49 ok u have problems what the **** is wrong with being a woman?!?! and HELLO!!1 whats wrong with ppl like you saing YDI for working at places like walmart and target OMG!! im 14 and even i know what an honstliving is ur jst an insecure bitch!!! who doent know sheitt GROW UP!

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sondramcfail 0

He was being sarcastic. Like saying the only reasons trolls could possibly give for putting "YDI".

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dabomblyktiktikk 0

135 fails miserably. miserably miserably miserably. and ruins a joke in the process. thats the worst kind of fail.

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A_LiST3RR 0

104 - uh, idiot much? a sexist thinks one gender is superior to another. nothing to do with age.

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tyranny 0

Old people do have a sex life too, and are usually a bit more open about it than we would like to know.

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Mvibes 0

Maybe she was doing that on purpose. The Op couldve made a disgusted face when she saw the items so the old woman decided to mess with her a bit. Some people like to weird others out, why should that change with age? if anything I think it (age) gives you more options/opportunities edit: Directed at #5 sorry.

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greendaygirl999 5

If she's old like the Op says, why would she need to use condoms in the first place? Hmm? If she's old, that's assuming she's already gon through menopause.

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TheZarola 10

Note: it says PLEASURING condoms. Added pleasure. Also, precaution against STDs?

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Epikouros 31

@131: Yep, I look forward to creeping out nurses at my retirement home. Yes, I know, creeping out a nurse would be a tall order.

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Glam_fml 0

Yeah, that was kind of inappropriate for her to tell you about it, but good for her for having an exciting sex life at her age. I hope I can be that lucky..

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Avenging_Angel 0

I should get a job as a cashier someday, people buy the oddest combinations of stuff :D

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Rabyd 0

Lol, you wouldn't say that if she were 30 years younger.

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AshleyRose784 0

hahaha, the joys of getting old, you lose your filter

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ichikibobivopula 0

no actually the phrase "I love toys" is a spell in witchcraft that gives the victim whatever terrible mental disorder the sayer is intending. Same sort of effect as saying the Lord's prayer backwards. :K

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