Annoying, Awkward, Jealousy and Love: Aren't you forgetting someone? - FML

Aren't you forgetting someone?

By ForgottenAgain - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend sat me down to reassure me that his competitive, possessive ex-wife will not come between us or ruin our relationship. Mid-conversation, his phone rang. It was her, and he left to answer it. FML

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You deserved it 4 068

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debbiess 0

Monday 30 August 2010 0:59

OP You should get out of that relationship. That is a vicious circle. She will make your life miserable, trust me on this one. How do I know? I've been there! And I got hurt big time!

Primus_fml 0

Sunday 29 August 2010 23:24

A phone call doesn't really come in between your realtionship.

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madysin 5

Thursday 12 May 2011 6:01

That means he really doesn't care. ydi if u stay.

FollowMe 2

Monday 5 September 2011 6:19

Ouch!!!

CrystalWest 4

Tuesday 5 June 2012 4:48

You should have slapped the phone out of his hand and gone "BITCH!" lol guys hate that

JCal585 8

Sunday 29 December 2013 3:42

Run away now!

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Monday 14 September 2020 20:54

Are they worth all that trouble

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