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By Anonymous - 11/01/2010 18:08 - United States

Today, the little boy I nanny for finally stood up and went 'pee-pee on the potty'. I started cheering and clapping, making a big deal out of it. I flushed while he smiled proudly and pooped on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 07:03 - United States

Today, my toddler peed in his potty for the first time. He was so excited to show me that he flung the pot in the air dousing my face with his piss. Then he laughed. FML

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I just can't hide it

By doomeddaddy - 03/08/2011 16:46 - United States

Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML

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By subtweetqueen - 09/09/2016 04:18 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, the 3-year-old I nanny wanted to prove to me that he was tall enough to pee standing up in front of the toilet. When he realized he actually was tall enough, he got excited and misdirected his stream, covering himself, his brother, and me in urine. FML

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Potty drama

By NeverEndingBathtime_ - 03/08/2017 20:00

Today, my two year-old is being potty trained. He got the gist of it and actually did #1 and #2 in the potty and after our little celebratory dance, I went to get him a cookie (which took me two seconds). I come back to see him covered in shit and pee because he tried to go empty the potty himself. FML

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Well done sweetie

By Mommy - 29/09/2010 22:47 - United States

Today, my daughter watched a potty training video on Sesame Street. In the middle of the video, she got up and ran to her potty to practice. She then announced, "All done!", and proudly closed the lid to her potty. She then immediately stood on top of it and peed. FML

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By BadDad - 30/04/2017 15:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was summoned to the bathroom by my three-year-old, who still needs help cleaning up sometimes. When I walked in, he looked so happy and proud as he pointed to the trash can saying, "Look at my big poop!". Buying a new trash can tomorrow. FML

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By milf - 06/08/2012 01:10 - United States - Muncie

Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

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Surprise!

By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 16:43 - United States

Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML

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McFail_fml 4

Monday 11 January 2010 23:19

Well, your're cheering him on and he wanted to show you how thankful he was and expressed how much he thought of you.

Namenlos_fml 20

Monday 11 January 2010 23:23

Spoke too soon.

Comments

hahahaha1239 0

Monday 11 January 2010 23:04

wow

Philosophic 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:49

Wow indeed. However.. In Soviet Russia, Lady poops on Boy.

bhangu023 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 0:42

philo tht was a fail

mmplayer 0

Monday 19 April 2010 18:43

haha yes, wow

theodore214 0

Monday 28 June 2010 5:01

no stupid, in Soviet Russia, floor poops on boy.

TROLLINshitUP 0

Monday 11 January 2010 23:06

first bitch

FMYLIFEd00ds 0

Monday 11 January 2010 23:09

well that is so nice of you to share with us.

McFail_fml 4

Monday 11 January 2010 23:19

Well, your're cheering him on and he wanted to show you how thankful he was and expressed how much he thought of you.

Namenlos_fml 20

Monday 11 January 2010 23:23

Spoke too soon.

TheHeroOfTime 0

Monday 11 January 2010 23:25

sixth, bitches

vev_fml 0

Monday 11 January 2010 23:26

hehe, yeah, it's not like they pee once right, and then they are toilet trained. It's a slow process, no big deal. Plus, poop on the floor is not especially more icky than poop in a nappy/diaper, since I guess it is tiles in the bathroom.

NessieWicked 9

Monday 11 January 2010 23:30

lol that's cute.

zombieboy_fml 0

Monday 11 January 2010 23:31

Gotta give the guy credit, he got it half right.

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Monday 11 January 2010 23:32

So, it's a little kid. Stuff like this happens with little kids all the time. Deal with it. If you think this is a FYL PLEASE don't ever have kids or you'll be on here every day...