Cars, Sleep and Transportation: Asleep at the wheel

Asleep at the wheel

By Bengemon825 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Manchester

Today, I was trying to sleep in the car, and when I went to rest my face on my fist, our car hit a bump and I ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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MdMan2 23

Sunday 21 June 2015 20:30

Are you weak because it hurt? Or are you strong because it hurt? We may never know OP.

natashamilan 13

Sunday 21 June 2015 20:29

I feel you. A few weeks ago the same thing happened to me, except when we hit the bump, my finger went straight into my nose. Ouch.

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BananaCoconutty 26

Sunday 21 June 2015 20:53

At least it wasn't the balls

kylieh72 25

Sunday 21 June 2015 21:02

We've all been there.

PePziNL 20

Monday 22 June 2015 2:44

We have?

melanielovejeff 15

Sunday 21 June 2015 21:09

This made me laugh out loud :D

Textastrophe 13

Sunday 21 June 2015 21:21

If there were hashtags for FML this one would fall under #relatable ?

ItsDutch 16

Sunday 21 June 2015 22:03

This isn't Twitter..

ItsDutch 16

Sunday 21 June 2015 21:38

Well did you hit that ****** back? Don't take shit from anyone, not even yourself!

thescreecher223 7

Sunday 21 June 2015 22:51

I'm sorry, OP, but I'm laughing my ass off at the image of that

HeWhoIsNameless 9

Sunday 21 June 2015 22:52

I hope to Hell you weren't driving! ?

Cebolamole 13

Sunday 21 June 2015 23:35

Plot twist: OP was driving.

daddysgirl243 21

Sunday 21 June 2015 23:41

anyone who saw that war probably laughing

Hop6e 22

Sunday 21 June 2015 23:43

I've done that too! Omg it hurts! Lol and ya feel ubber stupid...yah I feel ya man. Sorry.

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