Asleep at the wheel

By Bengemon825 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Manchester

Today, I was trying to sleep in the car, and when I went to rest my face on my fist, our car hit a bump and I ended up punching myself in the face. FML
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MdMan2 23

Are you weak because it hurt? Or are you strong because it hurt? We may never know OP.

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natashamilan 13

I feel you. A few weeks ago the same thing happened to me, except when we hit the bump, my finger went straight into my nose. Ouch.

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Pizzapiggy1 18

I mean, is this even considered a FML, I mean all you did was punch yourself in the face.

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colby6666 43

I've seen FMLs that were way less intense. I think it qualifies.

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gracehi 31

"All you did was punch yourself in the face." Do you hear yourself when you type? Does that last sentence I typed make sense? I'm not sure.

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Marshallino 21

If you take a look at the comments policy there's this: "Please don't post any comments which question the validity of an FML (accusing the original poster of submitting a fake story, or arguing that an anecdote is "not FML worthy" or "even "not an FML" based solely on your own personal intuition or opinion isn't very fair. Furthermore, it ruins the other users' reading experience)."

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whassallt26 13

I've got to hand it to you OP, this FMLs got a pretty good punchline

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natashamilan 13

I feel you. A few weeks ago the same thing happened to me, except when we hit the bump, my finger went straight into my nose. Ouch.

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MonstreBelle 29

At least your hand was near your face and not your ass when it happened. Better to have a finger up the nose than a finger up the asshole.

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justindrew14 29

I've had that happen to me before it sucks. Honestly if people say they haven't done this at some point they are lying.

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MdMan2 23

Are you weak because it hurt? Or are you strong because it hurt? We may never know OP.

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russfml 31

Talk about bad timing OP. Don't beat yourself up about it

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qdawg06 23

I wish I was in the car to witness this, because I actually find this hilarious. But I hope it didn't hurt too much OP.

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sturschaedel 27

Why would you even want to rest your head on your fist? Your arm or a rolled up sweater are much more comfortable.

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NH_Freelancer 19

I apologize for laughing at your expense OP, but the visual was hilarious! I hope there are no I'll effects.

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gracehi 31

Quit hittin' yourself. Quit hittin' yourself. Quit hittin' yourself.

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