Medication and Work: Asshole

Asshole

By Anonymous - 30/04/2015 17:33 - United Kingdom - Limavady

Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML

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By fijiflu - 05/11/2015 21:31

Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 11:17 - United States

Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML

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Gimme the drugs

By Debi - 25/01/2022 01:59

Today, I scrambled to get out of work on the dot to go to a special pharmacy that closes at 5 pm an hour away. I arrived at 4:58. Upon reaching the door, one of the employees came and locked it in my face. Apparently, her going home early was more important than me getting my medication. FML

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By anxiety - 16/11/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML

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By Jake Leiter - 20/03/2016 18:12 - United States - Grantham

Today, for what has seemed to be the hundredth time, my labeled bagged lunch was stolen from the fridge at my workplace. I stormed into my boss's office ready to complain, only to find him eating it. FML

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By Druggie - 07/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Culver City

Today, after a week of being tired and depressed, I realized my bottles for anti-depressants and muscle relaxants had gotten switched around. FML

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By Ugggghhh - 29/05/2018 20:41

Today, I was that person in the pharmacy that held the line up for 25 minutes. When I got home, I realized I left my prescriptions in the shopping cart in the store's parking lot. FML

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By catty_13 - 07/10/2017 04:30

Today, thanks to my estranged husband, I had three seizures at work. I came home yesterday to find that my seizure medications were completely gone. He'd flushed them down the toilet because he thinks I'm psychotic and "read on the internet" that it's because of the meds. FML

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Repetition

By DefinitelyNotMyMeds - 22/02/2019 20:00 - Canada

Today, just like everyday, I opened my med box, took out a blister pack and took one of the pills before putting the pack back in the box. Today, not like everyday, I had diarrhea. Turns out one of the packs was laxatives put in my med box by my boyfriend because they looked the same as my meds. FML

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Should've stayed home, basically

By SoftwareDev - 27/06/2017 02:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, after getting booked off work for being sick, I go to work anyway. On the way home, I stop by a colleagues fairwell, being the paranoid type of guy I make sure my car is locked about 3-4 times and head in. Later I get home to find my laptop has been stolen from my boot with my medication. FML

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brainymes 30

Friday 1 May 2015 0:25

Hopefully you're able to get a refill soon! Coworkers can be so insensitive at times :/

Liamj774 36

Friday 1 May 2015 0:25

Looks like somebody's life has to expire now, huh?

Comments

lovedbynoone 22

Friday 1 May 2015 3:59

Work fridges are nothing but trouble! People need to keep their hands off other people's stuff.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 1 May 2015 4:39

Throw their lunch out the window.

fabcade 14

Friday 1 May 2015 4:46

hopefully you can report them to management

snazzymcwho 21

Friday 1 May 2015 5:41

I hope they're ok paying for you're next Rx! I hate when people mess with the belongings of others!

militarybrat 21

Friday 1 May 2015 6:15

Make them pay for it. What a dick.

Clinky92 18

Friday 1 May 2015 8:11

Sabotage his next meal

BaDumTsss_fml 23

Friday 1 May 2015 8:30

Eat their lunch.

Exaspera 54

Friday 1 May 2015 8:55

Hmmmmm...ExLax and brownies, ExLax and brownies...why do I keep thinking about these???

fallenkilljoy 13

Saturday 2 May 2015 0:18

Sowy

shadoweclipz 1

Saturday 2 May 2015 11:08

lol most medication that needs to be refrigerated is for diabetes or AIDS

Hayllee 4

Saturday 2 May 2015 19:21

Why is that funny?

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