Assumptions

By Bellend - 21/02/2012 07:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I noticed a flashy car badly parking itself in a handicapped space. I hate the asshats who do this, so I went up to berate the driver. After an opening salvo of coarse language, a glint of light on his wheelchair in the back caught my eye. I then had to apologise for being a shitehawk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 6 622
You deserved it 42 679

Same thing different taste

Top comments

FruityLoooons 8

Hah. Shitehawk. Anyway, why are people solving things by being impulsively aggressive, nowadays? Geez.

Comments

cindywashere 5

asshat and shitehawk, cutest cuss words I've ever heard xD (':

Good job... Did you wanna insult his family too?

I love you awkward swear words. They are amusing.

ashleigh_anarchy 7

I understand how angry it made you to think that someone was taking a handicapped space, seeing as my mother was handicapped and required one. ALWAYS check for disability stickers before getting angry, ask before you start raging.

Oh poor you, having to apologize for jumping to conclusions and flying off the handle. Not. Better to let people think you're a fool and stay silent than speak and confirm it. Besides that, how the hell do that guy's actions effect you personally?

kiraleann 16

Wait...you assumed that the person in the car wasn't actually handicapped just because it was a nice car? What even.

Why did you include the fact that he was parking badly? And I hate people that just assume things before they look more Carefully. Be more observant

You are such a ********! What is it to you how people park? Unless they block you in or are parked dangerously, you should stfu! You will burn in hell twat!