Money: Assumptions

Assumptions

By adriana - 01/09/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 18:00

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills and she said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

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By bakedplum - 01/11/2011 17:52 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. Being a bartender, I had a huge wad of dollar bills from cash tips. As I was counting them at the register, I looked at the cashier and joked, "You probably think I'm a stripper or something." He looked me up and down and said, "Uh... hell no." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2011 03:58 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to make a deposit. While I was waiting on my transaction, the bank tellers were making fun of me. I could tell cause I heard them through the speaker. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2012 13:46 - United States

Today, I was finally paid back by a friend who wrote a check out. Not really looking at it, I went to the bank to deposit it. As I handed it to the teller, I noticed that he had written "sex" in the "for" memo. FML

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By insomnia - 22/12/2011 15:23 - United States

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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By tired waitress - 25/04/2016 23:05 - United States

Today, I'm a waitress. A customer came in and acted very kindly and even mentioned how I was such a help to her. She also mentioned leaving a nice tip. The tip? A fake $20. Thanks. FML

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By Old and Ugly - 23/04/2015 09:04 - United States

Today, at work as a bank teller, an angry customer complained that the payments on his two credit cards had been messed up the previous month, with the wrong amount being credited to each account. I asked if he knew who'd helped him. He said, "Well, it wasn't you - she was younger and prettier!" FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2011 15:47 - United States

Today, a lady came into my workplace to pay her $120 bill in one dollar bills. I kept losing count. FML

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By aw-wtf - 11/08/2009 17:57 - United States

Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML

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By StarDust5921 - 04/10/2016 01:55 - United States - Utica

Today, while working at a bank, I helped a customer who was making a large withdrawal. After I counted out his money, I asked "Do you want the strap on?" After a moment of awkward silence, as I realized how that came out, he smiled and said, "No thanks, I don't need one." and winked. Great. FML

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CherishFlowers 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:46

The teller shouldn't have sterotyped you. You're not a stripper just because you have small bills... and she had no right to say that.

ladidadi 0

Tuesday 1 September 2009 23:47

She should be fired! What a rude comment to make to a customer.

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KarmaLanding 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 8:16

So, have you reported that judgemental bitch to the bank manager and told him/her you'll be closing all your accounts and changing banks (and offering to do a testimonial commercial for the new bank) yet? And if not, why not?

Eaglestrike117 29

Thursday 3 September 2009 19:25

FYL cause she's a bitch. You should've said, "No, actually these are the tips I made while waiting tables. I'm a waitress." But I guess it's kind of a compliment cause she thinks your hot enough to be a stripper. Except not all of them are hot. Lol.

wibble 2

Thursday 3 September 2009 20:22

FYL in general, but also YDI...for living in Utah.

miscfan 0

Friday 4 September 2009 9:19

Think about where her mindset must be that her more than likely first and only thought was that singles = stripper. Honestly, I bet she's just jealous.

ICC 5

Sunday 6 September 2009 0:12

Hey u must be hot... Can I get ur number?

1stFail103163 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 0:52

The only bright side I can find in this is she thought you were attractive enough to be a stripper? You could get her fired for that by the way

wackittywack 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 8:49

I thought that would be a compliment. But then again, who wants to be accused of being a stripper at a bank when the strip club doesnt even allow you to leave with singles. Im ususally always broke when I leave.

Cemetery 0

Friday 13 November 2009 4:44

I certainly hope you demanded to see the manager and make a complaint. If you didn't you still can you know. Just go back to the bank and tell the manager what happened.