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Yikes. That was stupid of your husband. Hope he gets better.
I'm actually more sympathetic that OP's husband has to annoy her for sex.
I find it sad that OP is married to someone she doesn't want to have sex with
Well now you know that his pride means more to him than his penis so there's that.
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Show it anywayI would believe that applies more towards females..
What bet could possibly include lighting your pubes on fire, and who would think they'd win said bet?
"Bet you can't burn a heart in your pubs." *pounds some whiskey* "Hell yeah I can." Chestnuts roasted on an open fire for the win.
Well, your husband had the balls to go ahead with the bet. Whether he still literally has the balls is another question though.
Zing! I don't get how people are so clever. I'm terrible at that sort of thing. OP's story reminds me of a guy I went to high school with who tried to snort fire "to see if he could" and ended up smelling nothing but burnt hair for a week.
#6 - he really should have the intelligence to know not to. A mans not a man no matter how much "balls" he has if he's willing to burn his own off for a bet.
the visual in my head is great. thanks I needed I laugh.
well id say if he has to bug you for sex and you finding it great that he wont be bugging you for sex, there's a problem.
That's the real fml...for the husband.
thats exactly what i was thinking. "ugh my husband wants to have sex with me again... the damn bastard"
#15 for her too... F her life if she likes sex but not with her husband. F her life if she doesn't enjoy sex at all.
If she doesn't enjoy sex then she could be asexual, which means she's not suffering so it's not an fhl. It's more likely that she used to enjoy having sex and stopped enjoying it, in that case then yeah it's a problem. She should have a talk with her husband, there's a lot of reasons she might not want to have sex
She could be asexual, in that case it's not an f her life. It's more likely that she used to enjoy sex but stopped enjoyed it recently and that's a problem. She should talk to her husband though, there are a lot of reasons why she might not want to have sex and it's not fair to husband for her to constantly deny sex without an explanation.
I'd say the downside is there will be less sex, because if he is that dumb he must be good for something, at least.
Obviously he isn't even good for that if she's happy he won't be bugging her about it for a while.
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Show it anywayWell the sex would be, like Dequan's mixtape, "fire".
Huh?!?
I probably worded it wrong. My bad.
No you worded it right. I laughed.
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well id say if he has to bug you for sex and you finding it great that he wont be bugging you for sex, there's a problem.
Well, your husband had the balls to go ahead with the bet. Whether he still literally has the balls is another question though.