Young at heart

By If IQs could be negative... - 26/12/2014 19:28 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

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Today, I had to drive my husband to hospital after he tried to burn his pubes off with a lighter as part of a bet. On the upside, he probably won't be bugging me for sex for a while. On the downside, I'm married to a moron. FML
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ZY1431 24

well id say if he has to bug you for sex and you finding it great that he wont be bugging you for sex, there's a problem.

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ZoroMiHawk 25

Well, your husband had the balls to go ahead with the bet. Whether he still literally has the balls is another question though.

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RhineBl 17

Yikes. That was stupid of your husband. Hope he gets better.

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hard_candy 25

I'm actually more sympathetic that OP's husband has to annoy her for sex.

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TrippingOnAcid 29

I find it sad that OP is married to someone she doesn't want to have sex with

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scottyboy417 19

Well now you know that his pride means more to him than his penis so there's that.

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Posthuman 26

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1dvos_grl3 21

I would believe that applies more towards females..

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ChristianH39 30

Well depending on how this went OPs husband might now be female

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nataliewby 25

What bet could possibly include lighting your pubes on fire, and who would think they'd win said bet?

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devildog562 33

"Bet you can't burn a heart in your pubs." *pounds some whiskey* "Hell yeah I can." Chestnuts roasted on an open fire for the win.

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NiceGuysDoWin 21

I would think the burning of the pubes was a punishment for losing said bet... "If I win, you have to burn your pubes with a lighter. If you win, I'll give you $5000" (or some other ridiculous thing that would make taking such a ridiculous bet worth it)

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ZoroMiHawk 25

Well, your husband had the balls to go ahead with the bet. Whether he still literally has the balls is another question though.

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Zenechai 2

Zing! I don't get how people are so clever. I'm terrible at that sort of thing. OP's story reminds me of a guy I went to high school with who tried to snort fire "to see if he could" and ended up smelling nothing but burnt hair for a week.

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princesstavi 17

#6 - he really should have the intelligence to know not to. A mans not a man no matter how much "balls" he has if he's willing to burn his own off for a bet.

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weveallbeenthere 30

the visual in my head is great. thanks I needed I laugh.

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ZY1431 24

well id say if he has to bug you for sex and you finding it great that he wont be bugging you for sex, there's a problem.

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igive 29

That's the real fml...for the husband.

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foxwasalamb 24

thats exactly what i was thinking. "ugh my husband wants to have sex with me again... the damn bastard"

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Alittleghosty 3

My likes, take ALL of them

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YepThatsMeee 23

#15 for her too... F her life if she likes sex but not with her husband. F her life if she doesn't enjoy sex at all.

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Rababco 29

If she doesn't enjoy sex then she could be asexual, which means she's not suffering so it's not an fhl. It's more likely that she used to enjoy having sex and stopped enjoying it, in that case then yeah it's a problem. She should have a talk with her husband, there's a lot of reasons she might not want to have sex

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Rababco 29

She could be asexual, in that case it's not an f her life. It's more likely that she used to enjoy sex but stopped enjoyed it recently and that's a problem. She should talk to her husband though, there are a lot of reasons why she might not want to have sex and it's not fair to husband for her to constantly deny sex without an explanation.

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thenewgirl29 20

I'd say the downside is there will be less sex, because if he is that dumb he must be good for something, at least.

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lil_ham1644 29

Obviously he isn't even good for that if she's happy he won't be bugging her about it for a while.

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