At long last

By Lonile13 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Philippines

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Today, after two years and five months, my boyfriend finally found my clitoris. FML
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WCARlover 34

That could have been solved by communication early on.

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Tripartita 44

"Day 883: After years of exploring the lush forest and concerningly plentiful food sources (that can't be healthy for her), I've finally made out the crest just over the horizon. With great emotion, I note that by this time tomorrow, I will have reached the ********. I can almost taste victory. I think that's what I'm almost tasting. "

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ToxicPlatypus 3

So let me get this straight... in over two years, you couldn't once have maybe... told him? Or hell, showed him? Don't YOU know where it is? You can't expect someone to just know something without having been taught, you know. Men don't have vaginas to explore at will. If he doesn't know, teach him. You know what you want better than he does. Open your ******* mouth.

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zigg75 8

At that point, it's your fault. Communication is key. Tell him he's missing and show him where.

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azouwa 26

Go you!!! After 10 years of a marriage my ex still hadn't found it. I even turned on the lights, spread my legs, and pointed a few times.

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lucasj23 11

why didn't you just show him? that's idiotic

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randybryant799 20

Shouldn't you be happy he finally found it??

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Habacadavarus 12

The two year and five month expedition was grueling, we lost many along the way but we pushed on as we knew.... the ******** had to be out there, just waiting for someone to discover it's secrets. We lost Daniel along the way, Jerry, Kyle and Duff. When I publish my findings I will be sure to memorialize their contributions to this grand effort. Still no holy grail or cure for cancer, but baby steps.

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