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By ??? - 22/12/2024 03:00 - United States - Edison

Today, my husband started taking language classes. Not something sensible like French or Spanish, but fucking Latin! Why the fuck would anyone learn Latin? What a stupid fuck. FML

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By AllGreekToMe - 02/02/2022 14:01 - United States - Bloomington

Today, when I selected my classes last semester, I could have taken my required-to-graduate foreign language classes on something doable like Spanish. Instead, not knowing what I was getting into, I selected Classical Greek. It's too late to change my language and my uninformed choice is going to cost me my degree. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 00:02 - United States

Today, I showed up at my boyfriend's work to surprise him by speaking in Spanish, his first language. I've been taking classes secretly. He smiled, kissed me, and then finished telling his friend, in Spanish, that I'm boring and ugly but he's got nothing better going on. FML

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By French - 24/10/2013 12:52 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2023 12:00 - Austria - Graz

Today, at my mum’s birthday dinner, my brother-in-law used a Latin phrase in the wrong way. Since we all have learned Latin, I taught him the correct way until everyone facepalmed in my direction. He made a rather nice wordplay and now I’m known as the educated idiot who is too stupid to understand a simple joke. FML

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By Latina - 11/01/2013 10:24 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my boyfriend of over a year told me he wanted to learn Korean before Spanish. Apparently, being able to sing along to Gangnam Style is more important to him than being able to speak with my family. FML

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No ragrets

By Isabel - 19/08/2024 22:00 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I showed my new tattoo to my friends. It's supposed to be a deep, philosophical quote in Latin, symbolizing strength and resilience. My friend, who happens to be fluent in Latin, started laughing hysterically. Turns out, it actually says, "You are dumb." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2011 22:33 - United States

Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML

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By dancer101 - 04/02/2011 15:01 - United States

Today, I met my daughter's boyfriend, who she hopes to marry. I asked what he does, to which he answered, "I'm a Flamencologist." Flamencology? The study of Flamenco? Huh? FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 04:31 - United States - Lincoln

Today, I began taking a French language class. After completing and submitting some homework, I got a response. A response that was completely in French. I can't understand shit. FML

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By familyfued - 17/02/2018 01:30

Today, I discovered the terrible things my parents say about my wife while visiting them. They speak in Arabic around us and I've never really been able to understand them. Guess who hasn't only brushed up on his Arabic, but spent the last 6 months teaching his wife… FML

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Rake 16

Sunday 22 December 2024 10:17

Wow, what an aggressive reaction for him having a hobby. People learn latin for all sort of reason, because it sounds cool, to improve their dnd session, or to read old writing in their original language. I wish him to find a more supportive so...

smoochmysnoot 5

Sunday 22 December 2024 10:34

You seem like a real joy to be married to..

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Rake 16

Sunday 22 December 2024 10:17

Wow, what an aggressive reaction for him having a hobby. People learn latin for all sort of reason, because it sounds cool, to improve their dnd session, or to read old writing in their original language. I wish him to find a more supportive so...

smoochmysnoot 5

Sunday 22 December 2024 10:34

You seem like a real joy to be married to..

JackWood 20

Sunday 22 December 2024 11:13

E pluribus unum

d j mom 8

Sunday 22 December 2024 15:03

wow just wow..... you're a real b***h. your husband is smart, Latin is the basis of many languages. if he learns Latin he will be able to learn other languages easier. he deserves a more supportive partner than you.

stickyface 16

Sunday 22 December 2024 16:42

What a bichus fuccus.

GoogieWithers 23

Sunday 22 December 2024 23:12

Are you being a Cuntus Maximus?

jlc82 10

Monday 23 December 2024 3:34

more like fhl for having to put up with you as his wife

jlc82 10

Monday 23 December 2024 3:36

y'all she's probably just mad that she's too stupid to learn the language herself

Brightside86 30

Tuesday 24 December 2024 0:36

I wonder if this was actually posted by the husband....OP had to know how this would be received.

idragosani 15

Wednesday 8 January 2025 18:39

Oh the irony of calling him a stupid ****...

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