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By Oh Cock - 10/10/2015 15:15 - United Kingdom - Watford

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Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2009 04:16 - United States

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Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2009 10:58 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML

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By Wobblefat - 14/12/2016 13:16

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Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML

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By gross - 11/06/2016 07:56 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, at 19 years of age, I finally saw a nude girl in real life. Specifically, my sister. FML

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By shocked1 - 07/01/2009 15:22 - Canada

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Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2014 15:43 - India - Mumbai

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Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on my brother's computer. It involved two lesbian teenagers, who just so happened to have the same names and physical descriptions as my sister and me. FML

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By Oblivious - 08/05/2009 19:39 - Kuwait

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 21:40 - United States - De Forest

Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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By Joe - 08/07/2011 18:48 - United States

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Today, I realized that I look sexier in my fiancée's panties than she does. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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worldclassrager 39

Sunday 11 October 2015 13:09

The joy of being an only child resonates in this one...

Emmiii_fml 18

Sunday 11 October 2015 12:54

Well that's awkward... Time to find a new favorite **** actress?

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dyscomonkee 12

Sunday 11 October 2015 18:19

Ick. I would stop watching **** if I was you. Next one might look like dad or grandma

Bragi 12

Sunday 11 October 2015 18:32

I would suggest, OP, that this is why she's ypur fave.

Tannasgh 22

Sunday 11 October 2015 19:20

Ewwwww

Zane_bamf 3

Sunday 11 October 2015 19:51

who's the pornstar? more importantly, who's your sister and does she got Kik?

Badkarma4u 17

Sunday 11 October 2015 19:51

That means she also looks like you. Which makes perfect sense. People often find people attractive that have similar features to themselves.

raza2107 6

Sunday 11 October 2015 19:53

awkward boner after every hour.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Sunday 11 October 2015 20:15

"So what's your point?" -Jaime Lannister

Dominus101 20

Sunday 11 October 2015 20:51

I really think it's time to talk to your sis about that part time gig she got going on, that or your naughty xxx twin

Cruelsabertooth 2

Sunday 11 October 2015 20:55

what's the name?

JoseTheSmexican 11

Sunday 11 October 2015 21:17

Whats the pornstars name?

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