Intimacy, Sex, Awkward and Love: Awkward

Awkward

By Jeremy - 07/08/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML

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You deserved it 7 423

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By Brett meek - 19/02/2010 07:41 - Canada

Today, I was having sex with a girl. While we were fooling around, she started squeezing my cheeks and told me I remind her of her son. FML

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You deserved it 3 642

By fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

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You deserved it 13 694

Fond memories

By -_- - 13/08/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML

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You deserved it 4 639

By walker - 06/07/2013 04:17 - United States

Today, I went over my girlfriend of 3 months' house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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You deserved it 4 910

By shoggoth_wild - 27/02/2015 14:13 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML

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You deserved it 3 529

By talkssuck - 30/03/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML

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You deserved it 18 538

Unloveable

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 23:01

Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

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You deserved it 92

By Anonymous - 24/04/2013 18:56 - United States - Huntington Park

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend for the first time, and she reached down to feel me up. When her hands got there, she stopped and said, "You're not even hard..." I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 82 469

You deserved it 9 863

Submission

By Anonymous - 24/11/2019 18:00 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML

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You deserved it 1 909

Show and tell

By Boyufd - 22/04/2020 23:00

Today, it was the first time I was about to have sex with my girlfriend of 3 years, since I'm self-conscious about my size. When she saw it, she started laughing. She was mad I didn't want to continue. FML

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You deserved it 313

mayhembaby 0

Friday 7 August 2009 12:07

woww... that's a little more **** her life?

meme3 0

Friday 7 August 2009 12:07

Oh God..... Oh Giggity :D!

Comments

spillproof 0

Friday 7 August 2009 13:15

I.... I don't even know what to say. FHL

FMLROCKSMASOCKS 0

Friday 7 August 2009 13:18

fakeo. you stole mine, I posted this 4 months ago.

Einstein714 0

Friday 7 August 2009 13:19

that is just sooo wrong dude, time to move on

muffinsareyummy 1

Friday 7 August 2009 13:24

you look like her dad and she felt like she was having sex with him? big deals. move on.

XandWacky 23

Thursday 4 August 2016 6:11

Dumbass

icertainlysuck 0

Friday 7 August 2009 13:24

DUDE.............................. :0

thedonkeh 0

Friday 7 August 2009 13:44

whoss your daddyyyyy ? xD

beertime36 0

Friday 7 August 2009 13:54

seriously, her life is ****** from now on. Just imagine her first time and her dad pops into her mind. maybe that stays with every time.

evlbb2 2

Friday 7 August 2009 14:40

Must be in the top ten things people dont wanna hear when having sex. Along with my period is starting and Oh god it was so worth stalking you for the last 3 months.