Awkward

By Jeremy - 07/08/2009 02:03 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML
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mayhembaby 0

woww... that's a little more **** her life?

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xl0_olx 0

shit makes me giggle

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plexico 3

You're in the wrong country. Take her to Mexico or any other Central or South American country. The girls there always say "Aye, Poppy" (I don't know how it's spelled in Spanish) to their boyfriends/lovers/husbands. That'll put her in the right state of mind.

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letitbe56 0

You must not be from Boston! Papi is the first word of most children there.

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plexico 3

Wicked pissah, letitbe56, I'm not from Beantown. Thanks with the help on the spelling. You, too, moonsolomon.

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newagegoddess 0

#48- You're an fing sick-o. That's a cultural thing, we don't condone incest, you sick pervert.

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plexico 3

You are an asshole. I didn't mention incest.

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newagegoddess 0

I was referring to the comment in relation to the post. It may be lost in translation.

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plexico 3

Don't guys also refer to hot girls as "mamacito" (again, sp?)? The point is that it appears that in Spanish-speaking countries, something that sounds at least related to an epithet for a parent is used as a term of endearment for a love interest.

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stronascurge 0

o.m.g. i think this is DEFINITELY f HER life

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Hurleygal 0

ewwww did her dad rape her or something

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letitbe56 0

Actually, being a survivor of sexual abuse is a common cause of sexual dysfunction in women. If she were raped by her father it could certainly trigger a negative emotional reaction, especially if it's her first time trying to engage in a sexual relationship. This FML is pretty ambiguous.

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letitbe56 0

Actually, being survivor of sexual abuse is a common cause of sexual dysfunction in women. It would certainly make sense for that to be the reason she had a negative emotional reaction during sex the first time she tries to have a sexual relationship with someone. This FML is pretty ambiguous. Edit: Sorry for double post. I'm having problems with the comment feature.

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Chubtubdaplaya 0

Get out of that while you can! Girls with daddy issues are nuts, even though they tend to put out. FYL :(

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bitsyballerina 0

wow, you're very ignorant aren't you ;) i happen to be an almost completely functional girlfriend even though i have "Daddy issues"

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UncleverName_FYL 0

Just because your ****** is functional doesn’t mean you are, OP get out while you still can the “daddy issues” never end.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I assumed the "being extra gentle" part was what reminded her of her dad, not sexually, but in general. When I'm having sex I'm NEVER thinking about my dad. But at otherw

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

****. Ignore the above post. I read the FML wrong, but I was commenting in an iPhone app, accidentally bumped "send" and couldn't edit. ****. The FML *is* creepy. And sad.

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yaktazuki 0

I hate that all of the trolls are little 11 year old who think they are the shit, but they are just proving that all of them have no lives

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allycatanime 0

OMG, that's horrible, was she raped when she was younger!

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