Dogs and Animals: Bad boy

Bad boy

By Anonymous - 08/01/2016 21:57 - United States - Spring Valley

Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 815

You deserved it 4 652

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Same thing different taste

Bon appétit, I guess

By Jenn86 - 18/08/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I tried my hand at baking homemade individual apple tarts. While taking them out of the oven, I dropped the entire tray on the floor. My dog acted like it was Christmas in August and scarfed at least half of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 541

You deserved it 154

Bad doggo

By babyboomerang - 12/05/2009 11:16 - United States

Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 940

You deserved it 6 710

Clever boy

By Lisa87 - 21/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dog had learned how to open our fridge. He ate the birthday cake I was saving for a friend's surprise party, and to add insult to injury, he'd also apparently thrown the barely digested cake up all over my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 482

You deserved it 94

Bad boy

By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 693

You deserved it 303

By Stoopiddogbot - 12/02/2013 13:18 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I came home to find the dog had learned how to open our stair-gate and kitchen door, devoured the entire fruitcake I'd made for a special occasion, and then vomited said fruitcake all over the fabric sofa. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 521

You deserved it 4 386

Masterchef

By Anonymous - 21/08/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Wakefield

Today, I was trying out a new pizza recipe that I saw online. I made the dough, spread the sauce, and added my toppings. As I was about to put it in the oven, I realized I'd forgotten to preheat it. No big deal, or so I thought. I then knocked the entire fucking uncooked pizza face-first onto the kitchen floor. The dog ate better than I did tonight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 376

You deserved it 161

Bad boy

By Anonymous - 22/01/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I'd finally got home from a 15-hour shift at work and wanted to lay down and eat. I poured myself a bowl of cereal, went to my room, and sat it on my bed. My dog then jumped right on my bed and yanked the sheets off, causing the cereal to fly everywhere. FML

I agree, your life sucks 409

You deserved it 235

By Anonymous - 07/07/2011 22:52 - United States

Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 500

You deserved it 30 648

By Heww - 28/09/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumps on my lap and vomits all over my doughnuts, stares at me then bites the doughnut out of my hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 374

You deserved it 5 376

Where there's a will…

By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 18:00 - Australia

Today, my little Pomeranian dog got onto the kitchen bench by jumping onto the washing basket, the bookcase, and over the window sill, and ate my daughter's birthday cake while I was in the bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 702

You deserved it 263

KhaleesiDannie 26

Saturday 9 January 2016 19:57

Well at least someone was happy

LilMissCanadian 22

Saturday 9 January 2016 20:00

FYL, that must have been awful to see. YDI to your dog when he gets fat.

Comments

KhaleesiDannie 26

Saturday 9 January 2016 19:57

Well at least someone was happy

Livin_Like_Larry 29

Saturday 9 January 2016 19:58

Hope your dog doesn't get sick :/

LilMissCanadian 22

Saturday 9 January 2016 20:00

FYL, that must have been awful to see. YDI to your dog when he gets fat.

stingray112 24

Saturday 9 January 2016 20:02

Hey you're enough party for a group you don't need cinnamon rolls

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 9 January 2016 23:12

The dog is, certainly.

geekpower_fml 28

Saturday 9 January 2016 20:02

Make sure you keep them well out of reach or inside the fridge next time. Really unhealthy for the poor dog!

Pop_And_Lock 14

Saturday 9 January 2016 20:03

Now you know that they tasted good.

thefaekitten 29

Sunday 10 January 2016 3:42

Dogs drink out of the toilet, so i dont think thats a very good point.

TripleDallas123 15

Sunday 10 January 2016 4:57

Dogs drink out of toilets because of water. I've never seen a dog drink out of any toilet with #1/#2 in it.

JayGatsby 25

Sunday 10 January 2016 6:07

Well my dog licks the ground, so I mean yeah, they eat whatever.

jazzybaby179 22

Saturday 9 January 2016 20:05

Darn dogs! I've had food taken from my plate when I'm not looking for a minute.. Grr

andrmac 25

Saturday 9 January 2016 20:08

You have pets you need to take precautions... We had a cat that if you left brownies to cool she would climb up and take a nap on them but was only a 1 time thing since we put them out of her reach after that.

rinzlerkitty94 31

Saturday 9 January 2016 20:36

Your cat sounds incredible.

smokecloud_ 37

Saturday 9 January 2016 21:43

That mental image is adorable. And I agree with the rest of the commenters. My dog won't touch anything if I'm here, but when I leave I have to put up the cats' food bowl, put a chair in front of the closet door where his food is, and make sure that anything that does or at one point had food in it is out of reach. Ask my lo mein I forgot to put away yesterday...