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By gonads - 23/08/2017 16:00

Today, I was playing baseball. My full name is Nadeene, my nickname is Dee, but people have started calling me Nads. Someone yelled out "Go Nads" as I went up to bat. Guess what my new nickname is? FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I asked my friends what NNAS was code for. They have been using this for about a month. After bothering one of them for a few hours, he finally told me. NNAS stands for Nataly Needs A Shower. I'm Nataly. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2019 00:01

Today, I gave my name for a lunch order, I even spelled it out for the cashier. When my food was ready, they screamed "Labia," in the restaurant full of people. My name is Nadia. FML

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By Softball - 08/07/2015 13:58 - United States - Lansdale

Today, I guest-played as a catcher for a new fastpitch softball team. After the first couple of innings, the batter fouled a ball back into my catcher's mask. As a concussion test, the coach asked me what her name was. I decided to fake the concussion rather than admit that I'd forgotten her name. FML

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By oreoblizzard619 - 25/09/2012 12:13 - United States

Today, after meeting my girlfriend's family and trying my hardest to impress them, she told me that they came up with a nickname for me. My new name is "Matt the Doormat." FML

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Benched

By fmlprobot - 04/06/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, my baseball team had a game and one of our best players was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast so when the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By why - 05/04/2011 15:25 - United States

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 00:40 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of the sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML

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New name just dropped

By firefliiez - 15/11/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my ex decided he wanted to start calling me "Pup." I jokingly said, "Please! Call me anything but that! Sausage face even! Just anything but that!" Later, we went bowling with a large group of friends. He put my name in the board as "Sausage Face." Everyone agreed it will be my new name. FML

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By Dingbat - 13/06/2013 23:59 - United States - Quarryville

Today, I started playing softball again in a league after not playing for about 5 years. My very first time at the bat I whacked a foul ball into the parking lot and hit my own car. FML

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Bad start

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 00:49 - United States

Today, I was running the track at my school. My crush of two years was running in front of me, so I decided to catch up and finally talk to her. When I caught up, the only thing I could think to say was, "What's your name?" even though I already knew. She replied, "Natalie". Her name is Melissa. FML

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Fucc_Logic_4evah 13

Wednesday 23 August 2017 16:13

I'm gonna have to guess it's Jim.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 August 2017 16:41

It’s an ironic nickname. Two things that really don’t go well together are baseballs and gonads. Don’t ask me how I know this.

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Fucc_Logic_4evah 13

Wednesday 23 August 2017 16:13

I'm gonna have to guess it's Jim.

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 23 August 2017 16:15

Nads is a pretty cute nickname actually--but I love how this most likely started out as a harmless "should have thought before I spoke it" moment. It's pretty funny actually.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 August 2017 16:41

It’s an ironic nickname. Two things that really don’t go well together are baseballs and gonads. Don’t ask me how I know this.

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 23 August 2017 16:54

I'm gonna say personal experience?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 23 August 2017 16:59

So much for asking people not to ask! Yep. A grounder took a bad hop and where did it go? Nads.

jfsiv 17

Thursday 24 August 2017 0:34

had a friend once who's baseball team was the Nads, just so people could cheer Go Nads!

Nadeslos 4

Thursday 24 August 2017 3:25

I personally can sympathize with this. My online name...as you see here...is Nadeslos. Nads used to be a very common short form of the name. Everyone calls me Nade instead now since I kinda snapped on them.