Bad boy

By acme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Israel

Today, I found out why it might be awkward to have your plumber and your least well-behaved dog share a name. Bad plumber. FML
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You deserved it 2 886
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Top comments

zobara 29

This picture in my mind... Which one sh**t on the floor?

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darwinism 30

What's in a name? I'm sure he'll just have a giggle over it. At least you didn't say "Good Plumber. I'll give you a nice big bone".

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Comments

mikeofthunder 13

That's an interesting pet name, OP. You should consider calling your goldfish "postman" - as that will have no effect at all on the postman. But the goldfish may be bullied by the other goldfish for being called Postman :/

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andiewithlove 21

I find that your facial expression goes very well with this post...

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mimiminx 23

I'm pretty sure the dog isn't called Plumber! They just share a name like Ben or Sam or Rover or something. The OP said 'bad plumber' because they said "bad 'Sam' " or whatever the dog is called and the plumber thought they meant it was them...

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animallover231 3

Yeah when I first read this I thought that the plumber and dog shared a similar name but people think she named her dog plumber I guess which is ridiculous.......

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Posthuman 26

I would so name my dog Plumber. Or Stay...

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Posthuman 26

"Today, I was adopted. I'm a sweet dogish dog, and my owner decided to name me "Cat". FML"

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annie_nk 22

Useless and random fact of the day: Amoung the animals on board the Titanic was a Bulldog named "Kitty".

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RealReality 12

@50 I looked this up and you're slightly incorrect, there was a dog named Kitty on the Titanic however it was a Airedale Terrier.

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MaJiCiDe 5

I want to breed a bulldog with a shitzu... I don't know why...

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CaptTeemo 10

I don't see anything wrong with the dog's name being Plumber

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fthku 13

#82 Seeing as the OP is from Israel, and most likely speaking Hebrew, Plumber is probably not its name. Nor is it Sam, Rover or any other suggestions that came up, but most likely an Israeli name, identical to the plumber's.

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daytoday21 10

I find it strange that so many people are confused by this fml. It's not that hard guys

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maphineRAWRS 10

He probably enjoyed it. ...Wait what am I even saying who would enjoy that. ..But hey, YOU NEVER KNOW.

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RealReality 12

I could imagine that; "Bad Rex, you stop that right now." "But I still have to put your sink back together."

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americananarchy 3

You're a dumbass. i'm not positive but I seriously doubt your plumbers name is plumber.

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KiddNYC1O 20

I'm pretty sure I heard crickets after reading 60's comment...

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chippa 24

FML staff should start deleting entire accounts for comments like these...! These people are muddying up the community.

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Sirin_fml 46

I think the crickets killed themselves after reading that comment.

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ariaofdoom 16

I love this. How confused was the human plumber? I'm also curious as to how your dog came to be named "plumber".

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