Dogs and Animals: Bad boy!

Bad boy!

By sore - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Ireland

Today, my friend and I were bouncing around on a trampoline. We brought my dog up to bounce him around. We found it hilarious. He didn't. He attacked us. FML

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Sadieladean 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 16:08

I don't blame him

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 19 April 2011 16:13

You found abusing your dog hilarious? I hope the dog attacked your ovaries so you can't pass on your glaring stupidity to others. Stupid twat.

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jlt93 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 3:18

asshole.

meegsiiee 5

Thursday 21 April 2011 13:02

You deserved it.. Cop on YDI

bindee2211 2

Thursday 21 April 2011 15:18

well that was stupid... and mean it's not **** you life it's **** your dogs life... FYDG

kei1108 13

Thursday 21 April 2011 18:21

Well. YOU guys were the ones who put a dog on the trampoline. What did you think the dog was gonna do? Take a joke?! Seriously.

bubbles32565 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 19:55

WTF he didn't deserve it. all my dogs used to love jumping on the trampoline with me. my last dog used to jump up there with me all the time

melanieeann 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 22:38

animal cruelty!

JDiz83 0

Thursday 21 April 2011 23:32

defintely your fault. how would you like it if a creature bigger than yourself did that to you?

cebl 2

Friday 22 April 2011 3:09

you're stupid. a scared dog always bites

JustineBeann 0

Friday 22 April 2011 14:21

I don't blame him either that was just a stupid idea.

purplemonkeysnot 0

Monday 25 April 2011 8:33

fcjchdgkvjckv

doin_ur_mom 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 19:39

I don't blame him

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