Animals and Transportation: Bad Day for a Good Boy

Bad Day for a Good Boy

By Dakota - 28/09/2017 04:30

Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML

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By hold your horses pony boy - 18/04/2014 18:24 - United States

Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML

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By fufu_mutt - 15/12/2010 04:24 - United States

Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML

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By StinkyDogs - 27/03/2011 10:06 - United States

Today, on the way home from the dog groomer, my great Dane had a bout of diarrhea in the car. I slammed on the brakes and my other freshly shampooed dog slid off the seat and into the pile of crap. FML

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By puppylove - 20/10/2012 07:16 - United States

Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML

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By lanaoftherey - 02/06/2015 21:30 - United States

Today, I went to get my car washed at one of those places where you can watch through the glass. I watched in horror, face pressed against the glass, as my car went through with the window down. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2015 23:08 - United States - Lawrence

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2009 11:06 - United States

Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML

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By Jeff comes unstuck - 31/08/2023 14:00 - Australia

Today, I was cleaning my car when I hit the automatic window button while I was vacuuming in between the door and the driver's seat, and got stuck halfway out, in full view of my neighbor. He had to come get me out, because I couldn't reach the button. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 22:00 - United States - Portland

Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/04/2021 18:30 - United States - Johnstown

Today, I took my car through the automated wash. I was too close to swipe my card, so the attendant reached for it and somewhere between our hands, the card fell into the grate and down a small crack 10ft into nasty water. The whole car wash was shut down to pull the massive grate up. It took about 2 hours. FML

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Tripartita 44

Thursday 28 September 2017 4:32

I bet you wish you hadn’t gotten that lower-both-back-windows button installed in the middle of the front seat now, OP!

boopingsnoot 24

Thursday 28 September 2017 18:07

You shouldn't have done the car wash with the dog in the car - it never ends well

Comments

Kraths 16

Saturday 30 September 2017 0:42

Free Shower anyone

sweetbliss3 37

Saturday 30 September 2017 4:23

my dog goes with me all the time to the car wash? what's the big deal, besides putting a dog in a crate in the car? and if you're going to use a crate why wasn't it locked? and if you knew it wasn't locked why were the back Windows not locked?

Robin Wood 1

Thursday 5 October 2017 16:22

Just to clarify, I was on my way home from work and my dog goes to doggie daycare everyday so he's not alone all day. I picked him up, put him in his crate, zipped the crate and went off on my way. When we entered the car wash, which we have done many times in the past, something scared him and he ripped the zipper right out of the crate, and bounded from the very back of my Yukon straight to the front seat where he promptly stepped on both buttons on the door, lowering both back windows. He is crated in the vehicle for his and my safety. He's very comfortable there and has done this since he was a puppy. He's now 10 years old. Love the little guy to death and laughed the entire time I was cleaning up the freshly washed back seat!