Bad guest

By Unknown - 23/12/2014 18:25 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I learned to never invite my father to a wedding. He'll show up late, complain about the food, piss on a tree, and leave. FML
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DrMario_ 16

Is your father a dog? O.o

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dman1997 5

He certainly knows how to make an entrance... And exit.

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Frenchtony 17

Is it good for a tree when someone pees on it ? I've always wondered while doing so... Am I feeding it, or am I poisoning it ? Maybe both, but then does my action have an overall positive impact on the tree or is it the other way around ?

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gladlily 16

Apparently it's inadvertently bad for the tree. Deer are attracted to the salt in the urine and then will eat the bark off the tree to get it.

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Enslaved 36

"Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here!?"

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False_Stupidity 41

"Leave. It's make like a tree and leave. I hate it when you get that wrong"

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MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21

It sucks that some parents need to grow up more than their children. Sorry OP.

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Airborn0280 18

Well if you married the right man you will never have to experience that again. ?

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tranced_ 45

and the award for the coolest dad goes to. .

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SmittyJA24 26

You say that like it's a bad thing!

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