Bad guest

By Unknown - 23/12/2014 18:25 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I learned to never invite my father to a wedding. He'll show up late, complain about the food, piss on a tree, and leave. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 679
You deserved it 3 047

Same thing different taste

Top comments

DrMario_ 16

He certainly knows how to make an entrance... And exit.

Comments

Is it good for a tree when someone pees on it ? I've always wondered while doing so... Am I feeding it, or am I poisoning it ? Maybe both, but then does my action have an overall positive impact on the tree or is it the other way around ?

Apparently it's inadvertently bad for the tree. Deer are attracted to the salt in the urine and then will eat the bark off the tree to get it.

"Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here!?"

"Leave. It's make like a tree and leave. I hate it when you get that wrong"

It sucks that some parents need to grow up more than their children. Sorry OP.

Airborn0280 18

Well if you married the right man you will never have to experience that again. ?

and the award for the coolest dad goes to. .

SmittyJA24 26

You say that like it's a bad thing!