Bad guest

By Unknown - 23/12/2014 18:25 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I learned to never invite my father to a wedding. He'll show up late, complain about the food, piss on a tree, and leave. FML
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DrMario_ 16

Is your father a dog? O.o

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dman1997 5

He certainly knows how to make an entrance... And exit.

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DrMario_ 16

Is your father a dog? O.o

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GodPart2 20

Don't know many dogs who complain about food, just saying

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MrSassypants 32

What do you think all the barking is about? "My damn owner gave me the same dog chow again, for about the past week! He had bacon this morning and didn't even ducking share!" But all you hear is bark, bark, bark.

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MrSassypants 32

Come on autocorrect, you don't autocorrect when I misspell ****, but you want to autocorrect ******* to ducking? Ducking isn't even a word.

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MrSassypants 32

Oh wait, ducking is a word. I need to learn to stop being stupid while typing. I'm pretty sure it is impossible though.

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badluckalex 23

If anybody else replied 3 times in a row they would've been thumbed down to hell

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incoherentrmblr 21

It's a f**king Catalina Wine Mixer...

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Jordan_No_Air 14

That's just terrible, and it IS worse on your most special day. FYL OP.

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GodPart2 20

Not necessarily OP's special day, could be someone else's wedding too, the FML only talks of "a wedding"

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Emzinatorbot 26

I feel bad for the bride and groom at the wedding. he's so inconsiderate!

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ChristianH39 30

It doesn't say that, it could easily have been another family members wedding that they were both invited to.

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annarcheer 19

it said "to a wedding" not "to my wedding" so it could have easily been anyone.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I feel like if it was OP's wedding it would be even more of an upsetting situation for them and that information would've been included, I think.

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dman1997 5

He certainly knows how to make an entrance... And exit.

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ndnpride88 25

Well atleast he gave a good attempt.

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engineerosaurus 26

Um, no, he didn't. That's kind of the point.

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itsalanis 25

Sounds like OP's father has done that same process before based on this FML. Heh...

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Armygirl93 10

wow, I really hope that wasn't your wedding

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guinea_pigs 9

Hopefully this wasn't your wedding? Sorry OP. :/

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