Bad omen

By Anonymous - 26/04/2016 05:04 - United States - Kenosha

Today, I started a new job. The synopsis of my training was, "You're starting a job you're going to hate and you'll be fired for entertaining yourself while waiting for us to give you more work. But you're going to love being here." FML
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BDanzeisen 20

Keep pestering them to give you work. They can't fire you for that.

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whysobeachy 37

How can you both hate it, and love it? Or do they mean that you'll hate the job, but love the workplace?

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tomvertigo 17

For some reason the "entertain yourself" part feels like it means no cell phones, to me. Which, if that's the case, tough shit. I work 12 hour shifts doing repetive, boring assed line work and I'm not even allowed a radio.

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xx000o 27

You must be the new disoriented person in the cube on my left.

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Just1Day 12

Sounds like training for Wal-Mart management.

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fictionaldiary 11

Honestly you just sound entitled and pissed off that you can't listen to music or whatever they told you you can't do on the job. If you're bored, find WORK to do and stop complaining. You have a job and that's more than a lot of people can say nowadays.

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swervelol 28

We live in the same town small world eh? and that's how almost every job is you can never be not working even if they don't specifically give you something to do.

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