Health: Bad start to the day

Bad start to the day

By Concussed - 17/01/2010 06:22 - Australia

Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By MAWZ - 19/07/2011 06:33 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2012 21:54 - United States - Spring

Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 2 191

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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You deserved it 8 343

By soccercrazed1520 - 13/01/2010 21:40 - France

Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML

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You deserved it 4 390

Life is just great

By someone something - 27/11/2024 21:00 - United States - Acton

Today, I was taking a shower. Having epilepsy, I seized, tripped over the edge of the tub, and smashed my face against an open toilet, breaking my nose. FML

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You deserved it 69

By twoheadedboy - 06/05/2009 20:46 - Canada

Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML

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You deserved it 5 015

Skittish and wet

By JennieLee - 30/08/2024 16:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML

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You deserved it 203

Things hate me

By WaychulMonster - 25/10/2022 10:00

Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML

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You deserved it 108

By iltdtsm - 15/08/2009 16:58 - Canada

Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML

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You deserved it 3 263

shadowzraptor 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 12:25

im never showering again haha ): that sucks

iKaite 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 16:08

A soap. In the shape of a bar. Moron.

Comments

SilentWindmill 0

Monday 18 January 2010 1:07

Wow, haha. Sorry to hear that...

freaxxy 0

Monday 18 January 2010 1:32

truthfully...i think this is fake mainly because there's way to many fails XD but if it isn't, sorry and kudos :P

bbq34567 3

Monday 18 January 2010 1:41

This is the other reason why you don't drop the soap!!

AeRoFrEaK 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:20

OUCH! lmao that sux

SumKid_fml 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:34

Hmm... Sounds too made up, unless you have no control over your body.

richman000 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:39

I would never take a shower again.I would stick to bathes.

MF12 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:53

how does cold water scorch you?

erizzz 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:54

this is fake.

MF12 0

Monday 18 January 2010 2:55

oh never mind didn't read right i read turned ON the cold water

him51772 0

Monday 18 January 2010 3:00

fake. i hope its fake or your just a failure in life and should next time land on an open straight razor throat first, cuz its just guna go downhill from this point on