Bad time

By idk - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Alexandria

Today, I saw the hottest nurse ever. Too bad he was pulling out a piece of wax the size of a raisin from my blocked ear. FML
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Use that same wax and lit it like a candle. Romantic.

I guess in this case it isn't what's in the inside that really counts...

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That's really not that big a deal, the ear wax, I mean. Lots of people have problems with ear wax buildup. Doctors tell you "no q-tips" but water just gets stuck in there, so what are you supposed to do? And then some people, like you and I, have heard ear wax, that condenses and forms a sort of stone in the ear. It happens. A corpsman had to remove one of those from both my ears a few years ago. Recently I've been cleaning my ears with hydrogen peroxide. Lay on your side, put a few drops in, and hold still for 5 minutes, then tilt your head and shake it out. You'll hear it fizz, btw. Since I've been doing that,I haven't had a problem with my ears. But anyway, nurses are nearly impossible to disgust, and I'm sure he's had to deal with some truly disgusting things, so I doubt your ball of wax phased him.

As a nurse, I've seen a lot worse stuff that would turn even the strongest stomach. And, yeah, I'm a guy.

Yeah, when I was a little girl I had to have the doctor suck the wax out of my ear with a tube because I had way too much build up. I do use Q-tips, but you can't blame. They are soooooo much easier to use

sunnysideup25 7

Well at least u will be able to hear urself think these things a little better.

go for it anyways trust me he has seen WAYYYYY worse

NodakN8V 25

All I saw was "he" and "nurse" are we talking a Gaylord focker situation here

NodakN8V 25
Attacksloth 33

"Hey baby, my ears aren't the only thing you can get inside." ;) No? Okay, I'll shut up now.

cryssycakesx3 22

she's not trying to date a man purse...

revelation11B 10

It's not a man purse! It's a SATCHEL!

Less embarrassing for her to be pulling something out of your ear than any other orifice...

lol, nope. my bad. thumb-down away, my friends.

Wizardo 33

'Get me the fleece coated sceptre of Q-Teep and the po-leash remover of na-eel' just popped into my head.

FranklySpeaking 11

Just be grateful he wasn't giving you a pap smear. Kind of hard to flirt with your legs propped open like a refrigerator door.