Nobody wants to dance with me By Lewis - 24/01/2019 00:30 I really don't understand why... I agree, your life sucks 254 You deserved it 135 Share Tweet Share
Today, my roommates told me about all the stupid and embarrassing things I did last night, none of which I remember. Drunk out of my mind? No, I just tried a new sleeping pill after weeks of insomnia. I still barely slept. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 153 You deserved it 707
Today, I backed out of the driveway of our newly built home. Being unfamiliar with the driveway, I ended up getting bogged in the mud and slid halfway down the steep slope of the front yard, trying free myself. I haven't met my neighbours yet. They stood in their front lawns watching me. FML I agree, your life sucks 23 130 You deserved it 4 249
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML I agree, your life sucks 64 848 You deserved it 9 748
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML I agree, your life sucks 51 471 You deserved it 7 541
Today, I’m at the stage of my life where a normal bowel movement is practically a cause for celebration. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 449 You deserved it 158
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 499 You deserved it 2 269
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML I agree, your life sucks 28 077 You deserved it 3 158
Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 681 You deserved it 203
That's the best dance ever 😍
Fierce! rawrrr!