Poopoo peepee and Health: Baller move

Baller move

By took it - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Syracuse

Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom because of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML

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Top comments

Juggalette_623 9

Sunday 9 February 2014 19:05

Pretty sure that's traveling op.

IloveToLaugh143 21

Sunday 9 February 2014 19:09

Also, the ball went out of bowels. I mean bounds.

Comments

brandonlee09 5

Wednesday 12 February 2014 19:40

Out of bounds

acf1991 1

Sunday 16 February 2014 5:41

How does one have a 'hard diarrhea'? Isn't that an oxymoron?

dman1986 2

Monday 17 February 2014 5:24

If it's hard it must not be diarrhea. Just sayin'...

spookycat32 6

Sunday 23 February 2014 20:47

Epic 3-pointer!

rfn2 7

Thursday 17 April 2014 13:56

Traveling much?

fantasyworld 37

Monday 8 December 2014 6:06

Hope you made it to the bathroom in time.

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