Baller move

By took it - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Syracuse

Today, while playing a big basketball game, I had to run urgently to the bathroom because of a really hard diarrhea. I took the ball. FML
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IloveToLaugh143 21

Also, the ball went out of bowels. I mean bounds.

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SgtAssCheeks 21

I thought diarrhea was more liquid than "hard" ? Either way, that's really an embarrassing situation to be in. FYL.

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perdix 29

#15, I saw that, too. I've never heard of "hard diarrhea", butt it sounds painful. According to my Gastroenterology textbook, "People think it's funny/but it's really hot and runny. Diarrhea."

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squidgy787 22

Haha. I haven't heard that since grade school. I love you, Perdix.

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jet_life 3

#24, are you sure that's not from the chappelle show? Hah.

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perdix 29

If it's a big game, they certainly have multiple game balls. They're probably going to make you buy the one you took to the shitter.

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peanuty001 19

good thing no one else will be touching the ball

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crazytwinsmom 25

Be sure not to eat whatever you had before that game again, especially before a game.

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wowsaint 4

Everyone does, do you have detachable ball?

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SouthernLady12 13

Sorry to ruin things for you, but did you know women play ball too? I'm pretty sure not "everyone does" take "a" ball to the bathroom with them. Don't know their gender shouldn't make comments like this just saying.

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wowsaint 4

Everyone who got the ball....have to explain obvious things

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jo0owe 9

hahaha! well now you can pratice while you're sitting there xD

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